penguin

The most amazing bird of prey known to man.

"one by one the penguins steal my sanity" - some sitcker, and shirt. I beleive it generated from the movie fight club, when the penguins take blocks of ice, and walk away with them.

by Scott " the yellow dart " Hoey December 03, 2003

penguin

basically the all around best and most diabolical animal ever. who in general loves my chemical romance and gives them style advice based on there own wardrobe. they are the original black parade and gerard loves to pet the penguiness of its cute little furry fur that makes him wish he was a penguin.

Gerard: So what are we gonna do today my sexy penguin lady
Penguin: the same thing we do every day...try and take over the world.

or

Gerard: oooh can we do something diabolical today pleeeaaasee
Penguin: no not until you finish your tap dancing lessons. remember we all have to have happy feet.

by Panic! the penguins are coming November 26, 2006

penguin

penguin babies are cute-ass fluffy things that eat adult penguin puke. Love them!

Note: this definition is on crack

Him: a look, did you know penguins eats their mama's puke when they're a baby?

Her: No, I didn't. What a suprise. Let's try that one day.

by Kerry (the Kiwi) December 10, 2006

penguin

A person who thinks in black and white terms and won't associate with people outside of his group.

Billy is such a penguin because he avoids people who don't share his values.

by MS31 September 29, 2007

penguin

partner for life, a soulmate.

"Will you be my penguin?"

by ImperfectAngel April 02, 2008

penguin

a person who always tells the truth an is cute as fuck.

this guy demi, he is a penguin.

by ibro November 13, 2006

penguin

a fish that looks like a bird. a bird does not swim under water and can usually fly. fish however swim under water and dont fly, just like penguins.

any penguin in the world

by Schaeffer May 21, 2005