well its not pancakes

A phrase used to signify when something is not as good as it may seem, or as people make it out to be.

Person X: Thats a nice car you got there
Mack: Well its not pancakes

by mkeymer December 7, 2017

Potato Pancake

What Walter Bedeker's wife Ethel is; from the Twilight Zone episode "Escape Clause".

Walter Bedeker: Ethel, YOU are a potato pancake; you're as tasteless as a potato pancake.

by MarbleRyeOne December 11, 2010

piss pancake

A classic college dorm prank. A generous amount of urine is released into a plastic baggy, which is then sealed to prevent undesirable peepee leakage. The bag is then placed into a freezer just long enough to freeze into a solid sheet o' piss, at which point it is then ready to be utilized. The flat pancake shape of the piss ice allows it to easily be slid under a door, where it promptly melts and smells up the entire room with a hint o' piss.

"Yo I was sick of that dousche fuckin with my shit so i piss pancaked him hardcore. It smells like farm animal in his room now!"

by jeter501 May 27, 2009

peecan

an object taken on long road trips for all passengers to relieve their bladder into. Not to be confused with pecan.

Hey Nancy can you pass the peecan back here, I'm about to fill my undies full of urine.

by supaflyncguy August 15, 2011

Pancantankerous

When you are hangry for pancakes

Before I went to Denny's I was so pancantankerous

by Yomamas flapjax April 20, 2017

jamacain pancake

A jamacain pancake is the act of pouring eggs and flour on a womens vagina and stir the mixture with your penis, you then gracefully ask her to queff the mixture into a bowl which you then cook and shovel down her throat.

Dude I got my chick to do a jamacain pancake.

by CherryCunt June 28, 2014

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.

Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011