Porous Pecker

Famous German tennis player, former Wimbledon champion.

On the German game show ‘You Bet….?’ tennis star Porous Pecker has announced his engagement to ex-girlfriend Lilly Kerssenberg.

The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.

“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.

by andy1 March 4, 2009

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Peckershit

This is a term used to describe "Wickers" a mythical persona from Darwen.

Also , this term is used to describe a person (or Persons)who act like total utter bothersome little trolls!

1. "My god Jane is such a peckershit! she never shuts up!"

2. "Wickers is a gerbil face peckershit!"

3. "Who's that peckershit takin a dump in the corner?!"

4. (someone falls of a chair)"haha, What a peckershit!"

by Tiny/James November 2, 2008

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peckerboo

The most unpleasant situation where a man's penis unexpectedly maneuvers its way out of the fly hole of his underwear. A peckerboo usually occurs as the result of either (a) a sudden movement or (b) walking for extended periods. Public Peckerboos are the most severe, as they force a man to adjust his junk in front of everyone in the room.

Man I'm sorry I just grabbed my junk in front of your mom, my di#k was playing peckerboo.

by lawman186583 February 8, 2014

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