penial farm

a controlled area, usually a penitentiary, that is widely known to inhabit only males who seek sexual dominance over other males

Man my ass sure does feel different after being released from the penial farm.

by Trey Eezy December 8, 2016

penial awakening

The act of consentually waking up to sexual engagement and pleasure.

"I woke up to frodo inside of me. It was the perfect penial awakening I've had all year."

"I woke him/her/them up with some penial awakening."

"Fore play is good, but there nothing like a good penial awakening."

by The Orchid Boyz February 3, 2018

penial thrasher

Someone who rides cock; a fag.

Joey is such a penial thrasher

by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008

Penial

When a girl is giving head and your about to cum you stick your Dick in her nose and blow a fat load.

I blew that bitch a nice penial

She was a mouth breather for 3 weeks because of the penial I gave her

by LilDeeMegee21 October 13, 2017

Penial

When a girl is straight but refuses to date men because they tend to break her heart. Like "denial".

Jessica hasn't dated a guy in a year because she's been broken up with so many times she's traumatized. She's in penial.

by mmmmmpapi June 2, 2017

PENIAL BOAT

When there is a boat purely dedicated for filming porno.

Dude is that a penial boat????

by PU$$YDERTROYER69696969 October 23, 2013

Penial Distress

When your penis itches to the point where you have to take a razor blade then shave off the first layer of skin to fix the issue.

"I think I need a Penial Distress session."

by THOT.exe January 17, 2018