Government peanutbutter

The rough peanutbutter that comes in 15 lb. metal cans supplied by the U.S.D.A.
There are no warnings on the can, which there should be for choking hazard.
1)It is supplied for needy families
2)It is supplied for needy institutions
3)You cannot spread this peanutbutter
4)You cannot lube a tractor with it

"Somebody, please help me...I cannot get my knife back out of this government peanutbutter!"

by truckintim87 March 29, 2009

impromptu peanutbutter sandwich

when your kindof hungry, and someone suprises you with a peanut butter sandwich.

i was walking by the kitchen and i was like, holy shit. impromptu peanutbutter sandwich

by mick hirte May 30, 2006

mr Peanutbutter

A cool dog from bojack horseman
Whos that dog Mr Peanutbutter!!

Mr Peanutbutter and Bojack Horseman in the same room? What is this, a crossover episode?

by Passing on joe June 12, 2021

peter pan peanutbutter alert

When the shelves at a grocery run out of peter pan peanutbutter.

What do you mean there's a Peter pan peanutbutter alert!!!!!

by tony pinto December 30, 2007

space peanutbutter

Code word for "send me nudes"

Hey did you get the "space peanutbutter"

by numbznutz September 25, 2014

Peter Pan Peanutbutter Alert

A similar event to Emergency Meeting, hosted by Andrew and Tristan Tate. It is a meeting that is casual in setting but serious in topic.

"I'm going to gather the five most perspicacious and indefatigable men I know and hold a Peter Pan Peanutbutter Alert to discuss the future of society whilst smoking cigars"

by jackoncrack13 October 9, 2023

Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich

An Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwhich, can only be described as the best way to get revenage on ones female enemies. You simply slather peanutbutter on ones penis and comence to have sex with the feamle enemy. This will result in a yeast infection. Have Fun! *note* Great for getting even with mother-in-laws,ex-wives,ex-girlfriends,etc. *Other Note* Any peanutbutter is acceptable. (crunchy and extra-crunchy included)

"My mother-in-law was being a bitch last night, so I got her drunk and gave her an Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich."

by Pimpfromzimbabwe January 1, 2010