Peanut butter shit 

A very thick pasty,tar like shit that requires a whole roll of toilet paper
let alone lots of water.if not cleaned thouroghly, it can result in rashes,chaffing,and itching,caused by dried pieces of poop that were not cleaned off.

Man one day I had to take such a large dump,when I finished it took for ever,it was like peanut butter,so I called it the peanut butter shits,very sticky and pasty as well.

Peanut butter shit by joe hitts January 16, 2009

The peanut butter blowjob 

Picture this: PEANUT BUTTER BLOWJOB. You start out, taking a nice glob of peanut butter, (jiffy, with extra peanut chunks) and massage all over the penis. This gives a tingly feeling to the penis and warms up the blowjob that he is about to experience. As he moans in delight, shove some penis filled peanut butter in his mouth. Then, while ur mouth waters because of ur absolute love of peanut butter, begin to lick and suck the peanut butter off his dick. When he cums, u wont even be able to realize the disgusting taste of it since you’re so caught up in the delicious penis butter. And there ya go, a peanut butter blowjob Extra plus if he’s allergic! You can murder him physically AND mentally in absolute delight. He will start breathing really quickly and u think he’s having an orgasm; however, he is dying. You don’t know which is which: dying, or orgasming, because both looks and sounds so similar. You just have to wait and see.

Drew: bruh this hot guy asked me to give him a bj but I really dont want to
Emily: have u ever tried the peanut butter blowjob??? they taste sooo good
Drew: omg thanks em ill try it out!

The peanut butter blowjob by tinkerbelle555 June 19, 2019

Reeses Peanut Butter Cups 

A delicious treat.

Mmmmm, I'm so happy that most houses gave out Reeses Peanut Butter Cups this year!

Reeses Peanut Butter Cups by Aaron July 6, 2003

Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches 

Catch phrase used by Mumfred the Magician on Sesame Street to cast his magic trick spells, in lieu of Ala-kazam or Presto

Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches! (much smoke ensues and a horse appears with a chicken head, children discuss)

Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches by J. Mo August 27, 2003

Peanut Butter And Jelly Society 

A mystical group of young rebels who are free thinkers, they share their opinions and beliefs and break away from the system!! A magical place abundant with many screenshots. A forum for feelings and thoughts.

Guy: Have you heard of the Peanut Butter And Jelly Society?
Guy2: No, what is it?
Guy: Oh man... I can't tell you... You're missing out man...

Peanut Butter And Jelly Society by Peanutbutterqueen November 30, 2011

Peanut Butter Lies

An intentional fabrication of the legitimate use of peanut butter with the end of goal of anal sex.

Rob: "Do you like peanut butter?"
Admin: "Why yes, I do enjoy peanut butter"
Rob: "Let me rub some on your thighs, its supposed to be good for your skin. I'll just apply it and not do anything else"

^ Peanut butter lies

Peanut Butter Lies by Frank Inhaler January 8, 2015

peanut butter mousse 

When a man places peanut butter on his penis, has anal sex with a woman, and let's his dog lick the peanut butter off the woman's asshole.

Tusk really enjoyed that peanut butter mousse with his parents last night

peanut butter mousse by Ihatedk69 August 6, 2017