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Payday Loan

A payday loan is when you get an advance on your paycheck and pay it back with interest on payday. Generally this interest is 15%. Payday loans are set up to automatically pay themselves back because you post-date a check when you get the loan. If you get to the point where you are getting payday loans from other places to pay back the first payday loan, you are fucked. Payday loans should be avoided at all costs, as they fuck you in the long run. Many states have laws against certain payday loan practices.
Dude 1: Dude, come to the concert with us, it's payday!

Dude 2: Dude, I can't, I have to pay back these payday loans.

Dude 1: Dude, just get another one.

Dude 2: Oh yeah! Then I'll have money until next payday!
by Kapow! June 10, 2008
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Payday Lesbian

Payday Lesbian:

A heterosexual, female pornographic artist that indulges in lesbian activity purely to increase the size of her pay cheque. She has no homosexual tendencies whatsoever.
Steve: Dude, I got this brilliant new porno you have to borrow, it's called 'Drink from the Furry Cup'

Jamie: Nah man, I bet they're all payday lesbians, I only like the real ones.
by GypsieHunter May 21, 2009
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Chocolate Payday

A large, hard turd consisting of mostly undigested peanuts.
My balloon knot is aboslutley destroyed from the chocolate payday I just shite.
by gimpfeet August 26, 2009
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Payday Bae

A partner who only wants you around on payday.
Person1: What are you doing tonight?
Person2: Well, it's the 15th, so I'll be hanging out with my payday bae.
by Trioxybrillorange October 14, 2019
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Payway

Payway is the founder of the Payway Crew. Payway is well known for Discord Interactions.
I just saw Payway in a voice channel!
by Official Payway May 23, 2020
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PAYDAY 3

A sequel to 2013's PAYDAY 2 that will be coming in 2023. All that we know about it is its logo and that Dallas, (presumably) Chains, (presumably) Hoxton, and (presumably) Houston will be returning
Person 1: "Dude, payday 3 was just announced"
Person 2: "That's cool and all, but we don't know that much about, so don't get your hopes up"
Person 1: "It'll be on Unreal engine 4 this time"
Person 2: "OH THANK GOD"
by heywaitasecond March 19, 2021
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patzaynard

patzaynard stands for "hazard" "patrik" and "zayn" one of the hottest ship names ever created
person 1 : this girl looks hot
person 2 : hot as patzaynard
person 1 : stfu no patzaynard is way hotter
by stan_girl69 November 21, 2021
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