Patent Pending 

Patent Pending is a ska punk band from Long Island, New York.

MEMBERS:
Michael Ragosta - Vocals
Joe Ragosta - Guitar, Vocals
Drew Buffardi - Bass
Anthony Mingoia - Drums

Songs from Patent Pending's first album:

1) Congratulations
2) Ever After
3) Sushi James
4) Prom Song
5) Saturday Morning
6) Ahoyyy!
7) Take Me Home
8) Lollipop Ring
9) Monster Ballad
10) The Bolero

Patent Pending by xxxcore July 7, 2006

Patient Zero Day 

As "Patient Zero" refers to the first known infected case in a zombie plague, Patient Zero Day is the celebration of the coming of the first ever zombie- that zombie is Jesus Christ. (Patient Zero Day is Easter).

"Happy Patient Zero Day! Did the bunny give you chocolate eggs?"

Patient Zero Day by seepyseedy March 31, 2013

Patient Zero 

The 1st person infected by a zombie plague starting the zombie apocalypse/end of times. reffering to a mass infection of a populace either by a secret operation or misshap. This "zombie plague" swamps normal military and law enforcement organizations, leading to the panicked collapse of civilian society until only isolated pockets of survivors remain, scavenging for food and supplies in a world reduced to a pre-industrial hostile wilderness also known as Z day.

becky was the first infected with the virus...she's patient zero. lets kill that bitch.

see:Night of the living dead, zombieland, left for dead, 28 days later

The most effective way to contain the rise of the undead is to hit hard and hit often.

Patient Zero by iheartgravediggers January 23, 2011

a patient

a person with mental issue of some kind.....or is socially inept.

as in, 'don't bother with him - he's a patient'

(originated in UK prisons during the early 1980's and is in wide use inside today)

I'd stray away from him - he's a patient .

'he's on medication - he's a patient'.

a patient by thecleaner June 21, 2018

Concerned Patient 

1. a stupid ass online pseudonym for critics of Chicago-area doctors.

2. Concerned Patient(s) often clutter comment threads with shrill rants and libelous claims about said doctors; however, their participation in the threads is still welcome by moderators due to overall flagging interest in the blog / website.

Concerned Patient: Thank you so much! Someone was finally brave enough to expose this pill-pushing evildoer!

Reader # 2: Yeah, right! LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO!

Concerned Patient by special someone !!!!3 May 12, 2010

Patient Zero 

That unknown mysterious colleague who comes into the office, sneezes every 5 mins, spreads a ton of nasty ass bacteria that eventually has half the office calling in sick the following day.

Matt: Geez Alice, you have been chain sneezing for the last 15 mins, Are you okay?
Alice: So did you last week asshole and now everyone has gotten infected with your shit.
Matt: Yeah Bitch, I'm Patient Zero so don't fuck with me, when you see me, wear a fucking gas mask .
Alice. Off you contagious fuck.

Patient Zero by methradeth October 10, 2019

Dementia Patient 

Someone who forgets too much.

Jason: Hey what time does the game start?
Jack: Ummmm.... I forgot
Jason: Wow jack you're a real Dementia Patient
Jack: I know :(

Dementia Patient by Obligitory Pseudonym October 21, 2019