patched

Scottish (mostly Dundonian) slang for being ditched or physically left by someone/people for others.

You just got patched.

by fxckinjess July 5, 2014

Parcheesi

A modern board game based on parchisi, which is a game that came from India.

They played parcheesi for twelve hours straight.

by Kipperee December 13, 2006

Parcheesi

This is a slang term meaning, exactly: SEX!!!!! Yes, it includes the five exclamation points and the all-caps.

He kept her up all night playing parcheesi!

by Elfa April 14, 2004

Panchee

The poor, poor soul on the receiving end of a panch.

Daniel: Dude, look at all those guts over there.
Brad: Yeah, a viking just used Hannah Montana as his panchee.

by Tazar.The.Yoot January 18, 2009

Patches

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by anonymous July 16, 2021

Patches Dream’s Cat

Patches is the bestest cat ever. No one likes her owner but everyone thinks that Patches is fucking awesome !!!!

— Have you seen Patches Dream’s cat?
— Oh yeah!! She's the coolest cat ever!
— I know, right!

by anonymous February 14, 2022

Patches' Law

As an object decreases in size, the more it's shape becomes similar to that of a penis.

M1: Do you shove stuff up your butt ?

M2: Only if it's penis shaped.
M1: What if it was a really tiny vagina?
M2: Well, that's basically penis shaped.
M1: Ahh...you're talking about Patches' Law.

by papa patches June 1, 2023