pasties

Prouncounced Paste-eez, it means the pastey, claggy, dry mouth that you get from smoking weed.

"I got chronic pasties right now

by Diego Blunt August 29, 2003

pasties

A delicious one course meal including many miscellaneous food items such as potatos, beef, rutebega etc. stuffed inside a flaky crust. Goes well with ketchup or gravy. Derived from the UP of Michigan and hard to find anywhere else.

We will eat scrumptous pasties for dinner when we return home to the Upper Penninsula of Michigan!

by Jennifer "Super Yooper" April 05, 2005

pasties

when an unprecedented amount of cannabis has been smoked leaving the mouth feeling dried up and sticky. No amount of liquid can cure the pasties, often dried biscuits or bread will cause great discomfort to a person experiencing the pasties due to the inability to successfully chew the food without it sticking to every part of the mouth.

"lick the rolly paper dude"
"nah i can't, ive got the killer pasties"

"i can't swallow this chocolate biscuit, ive got the pasties"

by galem April 03, 2009

Pasty

Pastys are little stickers that cover up chicks nipples.

That Bianca chick really needs some pastys, her nips are like buldging out of her shirt!

by Hp4lyf April 06, 2011

Pasty

It's a feel of texture to anything that can feel like toothpaste and dough.

This hash is good it's very pasty.

This yogurt is weird, it's very pasty.

by Loosingly fast November 27, 2021

Pasty

1.Food consisting of minced meat and various vegetables in a pastry wrap. Originated from Cornwall England, UK but imitated in numourous other places now. Good to eat as a snack or as part of a easy meal. Originally it was created by wifes of coal miners of Cornwall, it had all the essential food stuffs needed for a miner. It was cooked slowly overnight in the oven for it to taken into the mines next morning.

2.A person who is fat. Used as a insult.

1.mmmm Lazyboy loves the cornish pastys, ready to eat all day every day!

2.Oi oi look at the fat pasty!

by LazyBoy January 15, 2005

Pasty

white ass moda fuckaaa/ fool. Commonly used as a come back when a Redneck calls you nigga or spic.

A: Eww you ugly nigger
B: Wat the fuck u call me? Pasty ass mutha fuckin fool; go buy some Tommy Hilfiger.

A: OMG I LOVE JUICY COUTURE!!!
B: Shut the fuck up, you pasty ass bitch.

by 3musketeersfromthehood August 23, 2010