Sexual Age Parity

The accomplishment of having slept with as many men or women as one is old.

"Paul just achieved sexual age parity last week, but it'll only last about a week as he's about to turn 29. Still, he should be able to catch up pretty quickly."

by ZakAttack October 12, 2012

Pranit

Thoughtful and considerate, but will give happiness to others not worrying about his self-destructive tendencies. He will treat you right if you treat him right and he will share his success with his closest friends. However, he will hide his pain for as long as possible.

Pranit is such a nice guy!

by Snpr1099 June 7, 2019

Rick Parfitt's Rhythm Method

Masturbating whilst in the stance and strumming style of Status Quo legend Rick Parfitt.

guy 1. I could see through your curtains -were you playing air guitar?

guy 2. No I was practicing Rick Parfitt's Rhythm Method

by dfghjks July 28, 2009

Panites

A typoo of panties done by Alex and Jack. Commonly known as the cockring'd version of panties.

Oh Papa, you love wearing my soggy panites, don't you? ;)

by 5* August 17, 2004

Parnets

Unlike a parent, the parnet is one who uses their child (once they become the age to get a job, 16 and older) to pay the bills and take care of them until they die. The child of the parnet usually is trapped at the parents side for fear of being cast out of the family or other things. The term Parnet, Par referring to parent and net referring to a trap. The children are also known to be under complete control of the parnet in the work place, in their own private time and in their social lives.

Timmy will not be able to have a social life this year. Since he is old enough for a job, his parnets want him to have a job and pay the bills.

by Ember69 November 21, 2010

Parnin

(n)a white Asian girl who serenades Cara

(adj)someone who excels at pole-dancing dressed as Darth Vader

(v)the act of slutting a muffin

synonyms: Cohen

noun example:
Joey:do you like the Parnin i bought you for your birthday
Cara: yes, but i wish she would sing more than just Parninese songs

adjective example
i went to Sugar and Spice Go-Go dance club last night and i saw a really camp parnin.(see camp)

verb example
every Saturday morning i Parnin with a cup of coffee.

by Shaniqua and Terincia May 18, 2007

parithy

she is the cutest most cutest most cutest

parithy is like a fluffy unicorn.

by bUtTbUmCiTacOsPlAyBaBoUsHkA January 31, 2021