Parch your lips

To (sexually) turn a girl off.

Sorry I didn't know you hated that, I didn't mean to parch your lips.

by Dr. Vaginal Bleeding (PhD) June 17, 2019

fairly parched

In dire need of something to drink or you will possibly die of dehydration. THAT bad.

"Oh hey sister, can you bring me a doctor pepper? I'm fairly parched."

by Ayogirrrl January 5, 2018

Parched

When a hookup’s ass is as dry as Death Valley and as thirsty as someone lost and stranded in it.

Girl, his parched ass was so thirsty he couldn’t keep it out of the air, but so dry when I tried to give him some dick it was like fucking a flesh-light made of sandpaper. Never again!

by anonymous September 15, 2022