Pearced

The act of going out for a cheeky lunch time tipple on a Thursday only to find your entire day obliterated by a full on session.

Girl 1: What happened to you on Thursday?!

Girl 2: Oh babes, I pearced THE SHIT out of the entire day, total friday fear the next day

Girl 1: Again Gemma?!...I think you have a problem...

by Dr. Fox 23 February 28, 2017

starty parted

preferable to saying party started, as it conveys much more intensity and emotion;
also when using, it must roll off the tongue effortlessly without thinking

Let's get the starty parted!

by map_masta_J March 31, 2005

love parcel

the noun 'love parcel' is used to describe affectionate excrement onto a lover.

dude sam tried to give lawrence a massive love parcel but due to a mcdonalds the night before struggled.

by shirokopdlover December 21, 2008

Jurassic Parked

When someone/something distracts you while someone/something attacks you from the side. Also known as the Clever Girl.

I got Jurassic Parked last night. One guy yelled at me from across the room and another guy sucker punched me from the side.

by Big Jim Steezy October 3, 2012

Tom Parked

A term used to describe someone when they are unconscious 10 minutes into the party.

Dude, you got so Tom Parked!

It's only 8PM and he is already fully Tom Parked.

I can't believe he is Tom Parked already. At least we didn't force it down his throat.

by TomParkedMeaning April 16, 2017

Rosa Parked

when someone calls shotgun, and then is later forced to sit in the back.

kris-yo i got shotgun
matt- the fuck you do get in the back
kris- damn i just got rosa parked

by mike hunt6969696969 February 21, 2011

Parted

When you fart and poop at the same time; same as sharting, but PG rated and more relevant due to "parting" your cheeks with more than just gas.

I tried to relieve bloating pressure by farting and parted instead, so I ran red-faced and clenching my butt cheeks all the way to the bathroom while my blind date raced for the exit.

by new2UD December 18, 2011