no-ply toilet paper

toilet paper that is so thin that one has to make multiple folds of it before wiping. Usually found in schools, fast food joints, and government offices.

Roger: Man, I hate using the bathroom at school.

Dave: How's that?
Roger: Man, they use that no-ply toilet paper. You got to wad it up at least 4 times to protect your hands!

by brooskitooski September 11, 2010

Paper Lips

Lips so thin they both look like a sheet of paper and will give you a paper cut.

Don't kiss that Jacob Peach guy unless you got a bandaid... He has paper lips...

by fuckupeach July 25, 2019

paper made romance

A sensitive love story made from photos and love letters. A fragile and beautiful romance that can be very easily destroyed.

I've put all photos in this album. It's our story. Our paper made romance.

A while ago our story was real. Now, it's just a paper made romance I will always keep close to my heart.

Yesterday was real love, today it became paper made romance.

by TheBestMurphy December 18, 2012

Paper Driver

An inexperienced driver who holds a driving licence but has not driven for years, rendering them a driver 'on paper' only. Originates in Japan.

Jason is too scared to drive in city traffic, he's only a paper driver.

Letting that paper driver into that Porsche was the worst decision since Vegemite rebranded to Parwill.

by Reginald E. Might November 2, 2020

I said whoever threw that paper

An unfinished sentence on a vine made by an angry teacher after one of his students throws a paper airplane across the room, then proceeds to insult the anonymous student’s mother by calling her a hoe

“I sAiD wHoEvEr tHrEw tHaT pApEr, yO mOmS a hOe”

by ThickiNikki56 June 3, 2020

Toilet paper

Mom, if you read this, can you please bring me some?

I don't have no toilet paper.

by Blabooga December 15, 2020

Toilet paper

The cure for corona virus

dumb middle age woman : “Hey fuck off that’s my toilet paper”
another dumb middle age
woman : “ you have a trolley full you dog”
*fight over toilet paper begins*

by coughing asian March 8, 2020