papacrombie

Old guy who wears Abercrombie & Fitch clothing, generally whilst trolling in environments with a crowd far too young for his years.

"Check out the old dude trying to look young in his Abercrombie."

"Yeah, kinda creepy - he's a papacrombie."

by da Chetster February 21, 2009

Papucho

1. A very good looking, confident, and seductive man or boy. Woman yern for him, and other men want to be him.

2. A nickname popularly used for guys named Ellery.

Damn, check out that sexy papucho over there. I'd ride him like a prize pony.

by JustCallMeCaptain July 3, 2011

parachute

The act of ingesting a powdered drug wrapped in toilet paper or another similar kind of thin paper so as to avoid the nasty taste of the substance. Another use for this method is for the drug to suppousedly "hit your system faster" which is not always the case.

I accidentally crushed a bean(MDMA), and i didn't want to snort it or waste it, so i decided to parachute it.

by d.roc January 4, 2007

Golden Parachute Punk

A CEO who gets a fat paycheck after running a company into the ground.

Marge lost her 401K and all her company stock was worthless but the Golden Parachute Punk who drove the company into bankruptcy got a severance package of 20 million...the douche.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Parachute Pills

Basically take one or two sheets of toilet paper and place the pill or pills inside of the toilet paper. You can use a lighter to crush the pill or pills inside the toilet paper or a mortar and pestle outside of the toilet paper and then place the powder inside the sheet. You then fold then excess toilet paper around the crushed pill powder, swallow the ball and thus the paper dissolves and the crushed pill powder will hit your stomach and be processed faster because it is already broken down itself.

Instead of swallowing his pills with water, he will Parachute Pills by crushing a tablet between sheets of toilet paper to swallow, making the medication work faster.

by JukeJointJunkie May 25, 2014

Texas Parachute

A technique where a used, prefferably lubricated condom is slapped upon an unsuspected face.

" Man, Devin was so drunk that Josh just walked right up to him and gave him the old Texas Parachute."

by fat freddie December 27, 2009

Parachute Penis

A rarely occuring anomaly in which the penis is protruding through the end of a condom upon completion of a sexual act involving penetration. The rubber o-ring is all that is left to fasten the tattered rubber to the penis. Often times this will be followed by an "Oh shit" and possibly a purchase of the morning after pill. Mythically caused by rough sex; some believe that parachute penis is a syndrome caused by canine molars deep within the vaginal orphace.

Every time I have sex with my slam piece, I get parachute penis.

by "BAD" May 1, 2011