Pockets on My Panties

I have so much dough in my jeans pockets i need pantie pockets so fit the rest.

Bitches can stand me i got pockets on my panties.

by leelee1234 November 30, 2010

Panties

1.A cloth used to cover the vaginal area of a woman. Similar to a man's underwear or boxers.

2. Best invention alive.

3.Best attention grabber for men.

Girl:Ugh, my panties are too tight

Boy: Woah, look at those panties.

by Cryptix1 October 3, 2012

big girl panties

an expression that is used to say "Grow Up, Move On and Be An Adult"

Linda was crying about Marie and how she was spreading gossip about her. I just told her, "Linda, it's time to put on your big girl panties and deal with it."

by Bubbe September 22, 2005

Antiques Roadblow

A classy, rare, one of a kind blowjob much like an item that would be found on Antiques Roadshow. It is the 15th century Ming Dynasty vase of blowjobs in its one of a kind nature and value. Also, a blowjob from an elderly woman.

I was at the governor's ball and after a meal of foie gras and steak, an incredibly attractive female assistant pulled me to the side and took me to the governor's private bathroom, where i sat on fine porcelain and she gave me an Antiques Roadblow. There was marble and mahogany everywhere, it was real classy.

Also,

Rick: I was at the library of congress last week
Sal: Yeah, how the fuck was that?
Rick: Pretty fuckin' good, the hot librarian took me to the Antiques Roadblow, she said she wanted to polish my musket
Sal: Revolutionary war-themed. That's sounds like a pretty fuckin' classy Antiques Roadblow

by Ichiro Tomlinson May 5, 2010

granny panties

A pair of underwear which are usually A) larger than the woman who wears them. B) Very stretchy and elastic. C) The best pair of undies you'll ever wear.

Most people frown upon them because, as we all know, the smaller your undies are, the cooler you are. But in terms of comfort and practicality they beat thongs by a mile or more.

I wear granny panties because I'd rather have baggy undies than a string in my ass.

by Misfit Toy November 25, 2007

granny panties

A term describing underwear for women that sadly might include anything that covers the butt nowadays. Only associated with old ladies or young women considered "losers", which is ridiculous because they look cute on young women, and are 10 times more comfy than a stupid thong which is a constant wedgie.

No matter what you say, it's just underwear so do whatever the hell you want to do.

A tool: Ew since you're a young woman who wears granny panties that are comfortable and don't go up your ass you are a loser!

Young woman: Whatever, if you are that pathetic and shallow enough to judge me by the type of underwear I wear, you should seriously be an hero.

by dkarmiesssy May 28, 2011

no bra no panties

no bra no panties. You can mean 2 things by this saying.

1. You're not a virgin (or not a virgin anymore).

Or

2. You're sexually putting yourself/ sexually marketing yourself out there.

Taken from the movie "Thirteen". The scene with Traci and her Mother. no bra no panties:

Traci: *Dancing and touching herself* No bra! No Panties!
Mom: *Fearing the worst* Stop it..
Traci: No bra! No panties...
Mom: 0_0

by Erik/Raoul March 21, 2010