Parsons the new school of design

Parsons is a branch of The New School in Greenwhich Village, Manhatten. Parsons is a member of the Association of Independent Colleges of Art and Design (AICAD), a consortium of thirty-five leading art schools in the United States. It's an art school famously known for it's fashion and located in the Garment District. It has been in Project Runway, and has a very large population of gay students. It has very competitive admissions, and excellent resources. The security and cafeteria staff are hilarious and very fun loving.

"Jenny the lunch lady from Parsons the new school of design just told me spiked her redbulls with vodka before serving us breakfast!"

"Ha. Well clyde just told me his wife was actually a man and is living in guatemala until he can smuggle him/her into NYC."

by floooop October 15, 2007

parsonist

noun
1.A person that uses people for their cars/trucks
2. Has a triple chin feature consumes alot of food
3. Incredibly cheap

Mr.K: Dude get your own car im sick of driving you around all night
Mr.D: Screw you. Now take me to the store and buy me some cupcakes

by wumba May 2, 2005

Parsonite

Somebody who works for West London engineering outfit Parsons

Matty Holland World Cup Goalscorer is no longer a Parsonite

by Giusseppe Oyola Penfold March 3, 2005

parison

THe miXture of a really awesome dude and a hhoe.

Parisons mim is gay

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by U_iS-A HO;;NiGa November 25, 2018

Parsons

Parsons are usually tall handsome and charming. There from Germany but on acasion can be found in the USA. They first some reason support socialism, and some people even believe them to be a myth to scare the American people. If you ever come across one be warned they are extremely athletic attractive and may speak in there native language (German) The best course of Action in case of crossing one give them some ki d of fruit or vegetable, because they are known to be health nuts.

Be careful I heard there's Parsons hiding out here.

by Weston_the great June 1, 2020

jacob parsons

basically the goat

braden: dang did you see jacob parsons

kynlie: ya he’s so hot and the goat

by jpdagoatyaboi May 9, 2018

Blake Parsons

Blake parsons, a wrestler in the DFC, who's an absolute ass and lays on you, is a 19-year-old predator & pedophile who fucked a freshman.

Blake Parsons is an absolute crotch sniffer.

by I'm a big boi 2134 October 16, 2021