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Paintbrush ponytail

A ponytail that resembles a childhood watercolor art set paintbrush. This ponytail usually exceeds NO MORE than 2" in length and, it is uneven and quite stiff in nature due to the use and/or abuse of alkaline/lye/ammonium thioglycolate.....aka "PERM". Other chemicals that can contribute to this unpolished paintbrush look are the overuse of p-phenylenediamine, the main ingredient in most hair dye products, or hydrogen peroxide (aka "bleach"). The wearer of a paintbrush ponytail has usually spent most of her time trying her very best to catch every strand and fly-away in order to tame the ponytail into something presentable to the public, but to no avail. After years of stress on the hair, the outcome is never favorable: snatched edges, permanently damaged hair follicles, maximum breakage, loss of friends due to embarrassment.
Dude, have you seen your girl's hair??? She needs to stop rocking that paintbrush ponytail and just go natural.

Wow.....look at that woman's paintbrush ponytail . What a shame. She would rather wear that sorry excuse for a hairstyle than cut it all off and start fresh.
by FantaBlack December 12, 2015
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Stinky Paintbrush

Taking a shit in a toliet so long that when the turd breaks it brushes that back of your balls.
My toliet in my camper is shallow & puts the stinky paintbrush on me regularly.
by Kdawg79 July 9, 2021
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painters

Basically "to have the painters in" refers to a woman when she's on the rag. That time of the month when women are better to ignore... for more reasons than one!
God Laura is such a cranky bitch today! She must have the painters in...
by c0za April 8, 2005
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Picasso's Paintbrush

When you have sex with a girl and pop her cherry causing her to bleed. When you pull out you have what seems to be a paintbrush dipped in red paint.
"Hey, was she a virgin?"
"Yeah, she gave me a Picasso's Paintbrush!"
by ArealMasterpiece July 20, 2009
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College Works Painters

Misleading
Scam

These people have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars filling the internet with LIES. They speak at schools, post ads on Craigslist, and I honestly think these people are brainwashed in to believing their own lies.

Tell motivated college students that they will make tons of money over the summer and convince them to rush in to signing contracts and selling innocent homeowners a crappy paint job.

You end up investing your own money in an internship. BIG RED FLAG. This money goes to rich CEO's.

Go read REAL testimonies of people who's college lives were ruined by this SCAM.
A lie that will make you lose money.
They ask you hypnotizing questions like,

We are interviewing 50 people today. (LIE) Does College Works Painters sound like a competitive job that you would be interested in?

We are a company that has lasted 17 years, does that sound successful?

We want to you to sign this contract to ensure your business promotion. Does that sound productive.
by Victim0fSCAMz March 17, 2010
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paintbrush irl inanimate insanity

zoe: are you a paintbrush irl??

chloe: yes yes yes yes yes yes yes surely yes yes surely yep yes yes yes yes yes yea I am duh yes yesnyensyensyensy3jsudjjsjsmdjdjsj I am definitely a paintbrush irl inanimate insanity
by Poopy shart July 18, 2022
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paintbrush aids

when the boys get caught slacken'
by gorfezzee May 27, 2020
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