Padua girl

you know the saying 'padua to bed ursuline to wed' well i have a theory on that. see padua is the all girls school and ursuline is the school where boys with make-up eventuly become women. thats why it cost so much to go there, the gender-reasigning process is expensive, and that also explains why they are soo good at sports, i'm sure we've all thought 'pants check' when watching the UA teams...

i am a padua girl, and i'm not 50lbs overweight, and i'm not a slut, but hey generalities are cool to make (haha yeah up above this is funny so get off it and laugh)

by oh hell yes February 26, 2005

Padan

A preppy fuck, who loves to hook up with wierd chicks, and vomits everywhere at parties. He is known as a teachers pet and loves the gingers (men and women). He hides his fleshlight under his bed and feels guilty when using it.

Don't pull a "Padan" ya dick

by Joan pickles November 6, 2010

padunkadunk

Where a chick has an ass so big you can see it from the front. Ass so big they wrote a song about it. So big you can put a tea cup on and not spill it. Not those nasty cottage chez sagy ass but something round and bootylishis!

That chick that walks down the street and everyone knows here from her booty. Padunkadunk.

by Lyndsey Reeves December 26, 2005

PADANG

PADANG is another way of saying a drawn out Daaaaaammmn!

It could also be considered BAM! With a twist.

Smoky: "Mrs. Parker finer than a mother fucker."

Craig and Smoky: "PADANG!"

by phobos282 October 8, 2010

padunker

someone who gives anotha person head while tha otha person is on tha shitter

Your mom padunked me last night in your bathroom!

by gury November 21, 2003

padwan

A term that geeks use on geeks that they are feeling superior to. Being called a padwan suggests you are a lesser geek. Derived from "Star Wars" and the Jedi trainees called padwans. Using "padwan" on someone inadvertently makes you look like the real padwan.

Movie fan 1: "Bladerunner was a great sci-fi movie."

Movie fan 2: "No, padwan, it's all about Ice Pirates.

Movie fan 1: Ice Pirates? And you called ME a padwan?

by Panthro_2000 September 22, 2009

padangle

to wiggle the excess poo of your butox

i took a shit and had to padangle buecause there was poo on my bum

by ryan icee16 February 23, 2009