poochie

A word that describes a rank smell. Stale garbage, ass, or anything rotting. pooh-chee

While grabbing one's nose with a look of dismell or disgust blurt "poochie" in the same tone as yummmmm-eee, your tone rises and then drops.

by Master of pooch September 21, 2005

poochie

The crotch area of old women that wear mom jeans, and looks like they have a big sack, a pouch filled with God knows what, or a butt in front.

Joe "Why is your ass on the wrong side?"
Barbara "Oh, this? This is just my poochie."

by Brandon Pooch Lover December 8, 2009

Pittsburgh Poochie

A Pittsburgh Poochie is a college-aged female who attends either University of Pittsburgh or Carnegie Mellon University. This female has one goal in life, to find and marry an ivy-league man, specifically a finals club member and current student at Harvard College. Pittsburgh Poochie's are very similar to Harvard Hoochies despite the fact that Pittsburgh Poochies are located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, instead of Cambridge or Boston, Massachusetts.

Guy 1: Apparently it's not only harvard hoochies who want to date harvard boys, some crazies up in Pennsylvania are calling themselves Pittsburgh Poochies and want to do the same thing.

Guy 2: But they are so far away...

by pittsburghpoochie July 12, 2012

Badoochie

A real bad Hoochie. A fugly, nasty, disease infested, dead ass smelling Hoochie. Far worse than your average cum dumpster.

WARRNING Never let a Badoochie give you a hummer.

Man i was banging some chick lastnight and I could'nt stop dry heaving, now I can't stop itching I guess that was one nasty badoochie.

Dude go take a shower you smell like a badoochies ass.

by Doughnut_Slayer July 2, 2009

Poochie

The act of reaching an entirely new level, beyond that of cool. Usually used as an adjective.

Laura: Hey Ray

Ray: Hey Laura! Is that a new shirt?
Laura: Just got it yesterday.
Ray: It's veery poochie.

by poochieboy August 1, 2010

Padookie

A game in which you trick someone into masturbating. Most games are played indoors, with the lights out, in which 5 minutes or so into the game the lights are flipped on to see if the person intended to trick was actually yanking his monkey.

Tom: Man we so tricked Jim! We caught him with a load!
Jerry: Dude thats disgusting! Why the fuck were you playing padookie?!

by ze_penguin June 14, 2009

poochieness

Something being overly in-your-face and badly targeted to an audience in a failed attempt to be seen as cool, current and/or modern. The word comes from the character Poochie from The Simpsons.

The poochieness of this ad makes it suck.

by jazz biscuit March 17, 2008