When someone works your sack like a punching bag, but with their feet, while you piss in their face (displaying the spurts of water that accompany paddle boating)
"Dude, you think the Dutch Rudder kicks ass?? Wait till some chick gives you the Paddle Boat... with cashmere socks on."
by shewes February 3, 2009
Get the Paddle Boat mug.A two footed driver who constantly presses left, then right just like someone powering a paddle boat.
by AllieShandy March 13, 2009
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A Place where you get drunk and smoke.
rez kids dirt biking and quading.
kids saying “Les” all the time
it’s very boring but it has its moments.
rez kids dirt biking and quading.
kids saying “Les” all the time
it’s very boring but it has its moments.
by Xdlolcello September 11, 2019
Get the paddle prairie mug.The "paddle steamer" is similar to a "motorboating" where one blows raspberries into the bosoms of a fine lady. The difference being is that the paddle steamer is a long slow raspberry and is usually performed by a sad person.
"Hey Pedro is crying uncontrollably, I think he would benefit from a Paddle Steamer on Camilla. If that Paddle Steamer doesn't cheer him up i don't know what will."
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Get the Paddle Dicking mug.The cartoon mascot for the ice cream snacks called "Paddle Pops" made in Australia. The mascot, which is a lion, looks suspiciously like Chad Kroeger, the lead singer/ homosexual tool from Nickleback.
by Key Lime :D August 3, 2010
Get the Paddle Pop lion mug.A Paddle Wanker refers to a minority of people who cannot bend their fingers back, thus emulating the shape of a paddle. They are complete wankers, who contribute next to nothing to society. They attempt to destroy as many oars/paddles as they can find, in order to justify their existence.
1) Whats the new kid like?
he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!
He's such a Paddle Wanker!
2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....
...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore
he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!
He's such a Paddle Wanker!
2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....
...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore
by VeTe January 8, 2012
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