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Backwoods Faggot

A phrase to define a person who is very unopenminded.
"You and your tight pants can go suck some dick"
"At least mine aren't sagging below my knees, you backwoods faggot"
by Victorialee October 16, 2009
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Parkwood

Parkwood (bitch ass kids) - the sweetest neighborhood in phily. Fox chase owns parkwood. Fox chase beat the shit out of the bitch ass niggas from parkwood till they bitched that it was squashed... FC ALL DAY.
Ex. Parkwood tried to roll on 4 FC kids wit more then 20 dudes and got fucked up. They talk shit and cant back it up. Fox chase dicks on Parkwood daily.

Synonyms. bitches, pussys, faggots, sweet ass kids, neighborhood owned by fox chase,
by Fox Chase October 4, 2009
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backwoods bamboo

Slang term referred to Asian decent ethnicity people or person(s). That is a little more (F.O.B)-->(Fresh off the boat) than usual.
backwoods bamboo (ba' k' woo' dz' bam' boo)


1.Damn that bitch is backwoods bamboo. See that rice underneath her finger nails.

2.OMFG that backwoods bamboo gook is fresh off the boat with the serious (slant)<-- referred to intense angle of the upper eye lids of most (chinks) <---ethnic slur for chinese gook.

3.The only reason why his backwoods bamboo ass got that Killing Frenzy was because his family made that f*(ckn game.
by Thai Den October 27, 2008
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Parkwood Popper

After covering your cock in popcorn butter, you ejaculate while masturbating using two popcorn scoops into a courtesy cup, which inturn you serve as topping for your lovers evening snack.

There after, the lover finishes the last drop and precedes to shit in a bag of marcus theatre raisenets, in which you place in your ass, while before saving all farts for an entire week, so you can burst them out projectiling into your lovers ass, while they also saved farts for a week. This "game of catch" continues until the chocolate melts in the asshole which acts as lubricant. You use the handles of the two popcorn scoops to reac inside to the prostate, creating a big enough hole to pour icee into, freezing the entire anal cavity in place so later you can shatter it with the popcorn scoop.
T-bird gave cotty one hell of a parkwood popper, thus resulting in an injured arm.
by Doc and Brenda July 9, 2007
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backwoods brush ape

A backwoods brush ape is a sister fucking, one tooth Arkansas hillbilly. Or like one of the hillbillies from the movie deliverence.
Orlando - "hey man do you want to go make that fat man squeal like a pig?"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"
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backwoods hot dog slide

To insert your penis between the back fat rolls of a plump or heavy-set woman,as you would tit-fuck them. Lubrication is required.
Did you hear John gave that girl at the gas station a backwoods hot dog slide?

Booty tit fuck lubrication BBW sex
by scooter the chubby chaser September 20, 2016
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backwoods southern lawyer

A sleezy, corrupt lawyer from the South.
Alex Murdaugh is a Backwoods Southern Lawyer
by Dyl322679 March 6, 2023
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