p.i.m.p.

An acronym for "pee in my pants". Generally used when something said is funny enough to make one accidentally urinate.
Used in close relation to "lol", "lmao", or "rofl".

"HAHAAHA, omg Victor, stop! you'll make me p.i.m.p."

"Victor's so hilarious, i might pimp! irl!"

"have you seen that video of the fat chick falling down the hill? that made me pimp"

by Kimbo McSlice February 20, 2009

P.I.M.P.

A Person Who Owns Prostitutes!!

50 Cent Is A Mother Fukin P.I.M.P!!

by Eminm October 26, 2003

P.I.M.P.

poop in my pants

I just pimped in my pants i was so scared!!!!

by smelly August 05, 2003

P.I.M.P.

Poe-Poes In My Palace

I slapped a bitch now there's Poe-Poes In My Palace.

by B-Mann June 09, 2004

P.I.M.P

the abbreviation of "Pissed In My Pants"

also used to describe a prostitutes Boss.

Rob: Yo' momma's so white, she can't stand in front of the TV because she'll get a tan!

Bob: HAHAHAHA LOL OMFG that joke made me P.I.M.P!

by Milo Bekins December 05, 2011

P.I.M.P.

put in my pussy

what did u putin my pussy?

by master August 05, 2003

P.I.M.P

PIFF IN MY POCKET

I got that p.i.m.p.

by riotkid3 November 19, 2009