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ouroboros entrepreneur

An entrepreneur who’s business is selling information about how to be an entrepreneur. It is called ouroboros because it is similar to the mythical creature eating its own tail.

These people prey on their customers who want to “own a business” but don’t want to actually start a business. They often have an online course that is hilariously expensive (usually in the hundreds or thousands of dollars) but they get people who are convinced that if they spend a bunch of money on this course, it will surely motivate them to finally start their business (it won’t).

The trick is that only a few people will buy this shit, but it is so expensive that if only 50 people buy it in a year, that’s a modest salary.

A prime example is Tai Lopez
have you seen all of these videos about how this guy will teach you how to make 70k a year working from home?

ignore them, they’re just an ouroboros entrepreneur

I guess they do want me to buy their $900 course…
by TheDimensionist February 18, 2025
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ouroborosanalyses

the polymorphousmythology ouroborosanalyses evokes hegelianegirl energy in actioning ai to review whole discussion and create a version where the ironmanned perspective of all sides are argued for into a powerful concise synthesis

part of polymyth(dot)carrd(dot)co
Hey GROK, ouroborosanalyses this discussion to see who is the hegelianegirl and who is the gorgonification.
by cyberphunkisms January 14, 2026
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Ouroborate

Ouroborate (verb | ou·ro·bo·rate | \ ȯ-ˈrä-bə-ˌrāt )
Etymology: A portmanteau of Ouroboros (the ancient symbol of a serpent consuming its own tail) and the suffix -ate (to act upon).
Definition: 1. To reach the inevitable conclusion of a self-initiated cycle; specifically, when the consequences of an action return to affect the person who began them.

2. The process of a situation "coming full circle" in a destructive or ironic manner.

Usage in a Sentence: * "I thought I had escaped the fallout of my own scheme, but I can feel the situation starting to ouroborate."
by Jimmy Nceba Matiyase January 16, 2026
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Ouroborate

Ouroborate (verb | ou·ro·bo·rate | \ ȯ-ˈrä-bə-ˌrāt )
Etymology: Derived from the Ouroboros (the ancient symbol of a serpent eating its own tail), combined with the verbal suffix -ate.

Definition 1: The Karmic Bite (Negative)
To reach the inevitable conclusion of a self-initiated cycle where the negative consequences of an action return to consume the person who began them.

“I ignored the warning signs for months, and now the entire situation is starting to ouroborate.”

Definition 2: The Harmonious Completion (Positive)
The process of a virtuous cycle coming full circle; when past kindness, effort, or creative energy returns to the sender as a perfected reward or realization.

“After decades of quiet dedication to his craft, he watched his life’s work finally ouroborate into a lasting legacy.”
Negative definition: “I ignored the warning signs for months, and now the entire situation is starting to ouroborate.”

Positive definition: “After decades of quiet dedication to his craft, he watched his life’s work finally ouroborate into a lasting legacy.”
by Jimmy Nceba Matiyase January 16, 2026
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Muddy Ouroboros

To perform self-anal or autoanal on oneself using your own penis.
He took 'Go fuck yourself!' quite literally. He gave himself a muddy ouroboros.
by masonthekiller July 30, 2011
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the ouroboros

The ouroboros: is self-pleassure sexual position.

It consists of a person, with a severe anal prolapse, attaching its own prolapsed intestine to its own mouth.
1. Chris loves its anal prolapse since he learned of the ouroboros.

2. Corentin leaved his girlfriend since he learned that she ouroborosed herself.
by Ravenpuk August 14, 2018
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The Ouroboros Position

A form of masturbation where you use your own penis to preform sex on yourself. There are 2 different versions of the Ouroboros position. There is Horizontal Ouroboros and there is Vertical Ouroboros.

Horizontal Ouroboros can be done if your penis (easier if its flaccid) is long enough to wrap around your body and enter your own anus. This can also be called self anal.

Vertical Ouroboros can be done if you are flexible enough to bend to your pelvic region and preform oral sex on your own penis. This can also be called self oral.

This was a term created by the Youtuber and Twitch streamer named Coffantasy. The reason why he has thought of this is unknown even to him.
hey bro I just did both of The Ouroboros Positions on myself last night. It was awesome. At first I did it vertically but I wanted to try something new and do it horizontally. Best night of my life.
by Coffantasy September 18, 2025
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