Oswestry

A trashy market town in shropshire where the kids drink young and attend the marches school. Nightlife dominated by Gibsons nightclub. £5 to get in and plays rubbish music, if not you go to the gay bar the kings head. We used to have a woolworths but now its Home bargins to go along with B & M bargins because everybody is a pikey. Theres a sainsburys, morrisons and aldi, but no tesco. Doesn't have a cinema either- but does have a bus station, and a wetherspoons.

Lets go to Wrexham tonight Oswestry is dire

by Chuckle vision March 9, 2011

SUNY Oswego

(1) Place of attendence that involves some gangsta ass nigs that ride dirty with sophistication and class like your mom was last night. Bitches be crazy and playas be straight nasty.

(2) To describe INTENSE consumption of beer/boos/drugs... to make a long story short THAT SHIT BE BANGIN

(3) Fine academic establishment

(1) DUDE #1: Yo son last weekend at SUNY Oswego shit was off the hizzie and the po po's were all up on my shit.
DUDE #2: OH SNAP!! Did you pull out your gat yo?!
DUDE #1: Nah son, I just coo coo'd

(2) YO we strait up SUNY Oswego'd it last night son!

by D-shizz, A- Killa, L to the Izzo, and K-sizzle September 6, 2006

lake oswego high

A rich white school that has good teachers and staff. The drug trade in this school is huge and almost anyone there sells drugs. A lot of the girls there are hoes and catfish, and there is a sizable populations of retards in it.

Lake oswego high seems like a place we should drop by

by XxUnknowxX April 2, 2017

Oswego blowjob

Anyone from Oswego, NY who has experienced a winter there probably has experienced this. It happens when you're just trying to walk to class or some other place, and then the massive lake effect wind coming off of Lake Ontario hits you so hard that it knocks you down. It can also be considered an Oswego blowjob when this happens and you are actually giving/receiving a blowjob

Person 1: O damn, it's so windy out, Sarah just got knocked on her ass from the wind!

Person 2: Shit son, that's an Oswego blowjob for ya!

by TheAmazingNEZ February 26, 2011

socially-osterized

Being shunned and put in a blender by society. Being the subject of intensely-adverse gossip.

She was socially-osterized by her sorrority mates for dating someone of a different race.

by Mondo Fuego May 14, 2006

Osterize

Osterize, (verb) an event in which a participant's head is implanted between a couch/bed cushion after strenuous sexual intercourse. This is usually performed from a doggy style position; however, it is possible to perform an inverted osterize utilizing a missionary position. The term osterize became popular circa 2006 and originated from the ostrich-like features of the recipient after being osterized.

Ostriker, (noun) an individual who osterizes.

Ostrikee, (noun) an individual who is osterized.

Joe osterized Jane leaving her head wedged in the couch and legs in the air. Joe is an ostriker.

by The Original Ostriker May 15, 2007

oswego illinois

A small country town turned new age suburbia. it is one of the fastest growing towns in the chicagoland area. most of the kids that attend school here are in the high upper middle class. they are the home of the oswego panthers and the oswego east wolves. there are 2 high schools, 4 junior highs, and 11 elementary schools. the two largest major cliques you will find here are A: preppy rich white kids. and B: drug addict skater kids. and there a large handful of mixes of these two groups. the local "hangout" is this little roach-infested ice cream shop called Dari Hut. Home of CYSO flute player Ryan Z. The marching band played in the rose bowl and the football team has gone to state before. on february 11th 2007 a car accident occured that broadcasted on national news. Carino is a bitch. there are a lot of people here who think they are cool but they are just gay. thats oswego for you, dont move here!

Laguna Beach + small farm town = oswego illinois

by Mike Bass October 29, 2007