by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Omotuli mug.To be utterly screwed over by a telecommunications company with your personal data including driver licence numbers, passport numbers, Medicare numbers and other private stuff being handed over to random Russians.
I have been standing in a line for an hour for a new licence!
You can thank Optus! Let’s hope my home loan application doesn’t get fucked up too!
You can thank Optus! Let’s hope my home loan application doesn’t get fucked up too!
by xuster95 September 28, 2022
Get the Optus mug.A place in Seabrook, SC. This is a village made for African-Americans to see their roots without leaving America. It is a Yoruba-themed village created by a Nigerian-American named Oba Adefunmi, a Black Nationalist with a deep love for his African heritage.
by Swazo-BVX April 20, 2023
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by Evil Eye October 20, 2023
Get the optune mug.you're having the worst possible day ever - no phone or internet for a whole day while other network users live a normal life which induces a very deep and real FOMO. In the example below it replaces the word "cunt" and yet is more visceral.
Chris: How's your day been?
Brad: I've had an Optus of a day!
Chris: Wow - I really feel sorry for you Bro.
Brad: I've had an Optus of a day!
Chris: Wow - I really feel sorry for you Bro.
by the gold watch November 24, 2023
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