A brown onion ring is the end result and combination of heat, time, and not wiping one's anus good enough. A sticky, cake-like residue builds up around the anus, which causes a stinky, sandy sensation on the rim of the anus.
I just bought new underwear, and now I can feel a brown onion ring seeping out onto them. Damn, it's hot outside!
by Ronald Stentwagon May 28, 2012
And onion-ring sized ring of pubic hair that accumulates on the circumference of the female anus hole.
Try imagining the way planetary rings circle a planet. Like Saturn, but instead in the form of the Lord of the Onion Ring.
by 911 and Cali August 27, 2009
When your fart smells just like Burger King onion rings. Typically happens 6-8 hours after consuming Burger King Onion Rings.
by luknoi October 03, 2013
Dreaded cousin of the equally dreadful Mashed Potato Man. Created when two employees of a fast food chain mate. Often seen wearing dull brownish-yellowish clothes and a BK hat. Also see French Fry Man
by Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp June 19, 2004
by haremrules January 24, 2021
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know Why the Onion Ring Around the Rosemary Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
The name underneath Funyuns. These are sharp chips that have a taste, not unlike garlic mixed with sawdust. They will chip your gums and may or may not cause cancer.
by killerflame157 February 22, 2018