Don’t Eat Ass on a Tuesday

It means when you think you are because of the other things and that’s a result of the consequences from the actions of when you decide you want to do that because of the outside factors of the unknown

You know what they say… don’t eat ass on a Tuesday.

by Pooptoppertuesday August 25, 2021

Don't speak on me

When someone is talking about you but they're lower than you so they can't talk about you.

"Nigga you suck at everything"
"You suck dick nigga shut yo bitch ass up, don't speak on me"

by Kalidophym June 29, 2022

Don't CoTH on me

Often stated towards one roleplayer who criticizes another about their lore. Granted, most roleplayers saying this are doing something wrong and know it.

Player 1: /e perks up her ears, meowing to the other neko beside her.

Player 2: (( Uhh, dude, there aren't catgirls in Warcraft... That's just retarded. ))

Player 1: (( Hey! Don't coth on me bro. ))

Player 2: (( Oh my god... I'm not even going to try to deal with this. If you want to play a stupid catgirl find a game with catgirls... Or go back to Gaia. ))

Player 2 has ignored Player 1

by Vandred July 16, 2009

don't light my shed on fire

A response to be used when being yelled at, such as by a parent. The rough equivalent of "don't tase me bro!" An answer indicating surrender and a desire to avoid harm.

Mom: "I told you to be home by 5! How could you be late for your grandfather's birthday?!?!"
Son: "Sorry, mom! Jeez, don't light my shed on fire! I just forgot, OK?!?

by smalltowngamers July 29, 2010

Don't Funk On Dat Nasty Dunk

telling someone not to go out or tap a nasty ass ho

a phrase used previously on quizilla.com at the top of the page

ew you going out with patricia? don't funk on dat nasty dunk!

by Endrance88 November 23, 2009

don't piss on my butter

Similar to "Don't rain on my parade". No one wants piss in their butter (obviously) so it insinuates someone ruining a situation.

After cooking for 3 hours, my friend complained about the napkins so I said "Don't piss on my butter!"

by A plank term made up by Allen. February 9, 2018

Don’t quote me on that

A phrase said after a statement a person’s not sure if it is correct

-“Can you name the president of Argentina?”
-“Uh, Mauricio Macri, but don’t quote me on that”

by 24/7 July 28, 2018