Omegle

A site where lonely guys like to masturbate on camera

Jim went on Omegle to talk to strangers but instead was traumatized by all the old men dicks

by RamoonAdoo August 7, 2016

Omegle

1. you go there to find some hot chicks to jerk off to, but you only find other guys jerking off

2. you go there to talk to regular people about normal things, but you only find guys trying to jerk off

Computer: you are now talking with a random stranger on Omegle.com

guy one: ASL
guy two: is that your dick on the webcam?

Computer: your chat session has ended

by holeman1 March 8, 2014

Omegle

"Horny" strangers going on a website to cyber.

1/20 tries to get a "normal" non-horny person.

Omegle Convo:

Stranger: horny?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

More..

Me: Hey look at the convo that I had on omegle *sends above*
Friend: Wait.. You aren't? Why'd you sign on then.
Me: ...

by StrangerDanger2432 May 16, 2010

Omegle

Chatroulette for dudes with small dicks

Stranger #1: I have a small dick.
Stranger #2: OMG! That's why I am not on Chatroulette!
Stranger #1: Me too!
Stranger #2: Omegle rules!

by SpaceMouse April 19, 2010

Omegle

A place for TUMBLR people to get new followers and to piss off Omegle people off with "HNNG"

Piss off OMEGLE PEople:
you: HNNG?
stranger: another one
stranger: fuck OFF!

Tumblr People:
YOu: HNNG?
stranger: HNND :D
You: anthonyx.tumblr.com
stranger: janetxjoy.tumblr.com

by JOEY231546/ May 17, 2010

Omegle

A website for homework help. Just start a new chat, type M for math or F for Physics and then type your grade/year, a helper will be on their way soon!

You: Can you help me with this question?
Friend: No sorry Im having trouble too but i went on omegle and this guy helped me out

by nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn May 14, 2020

omegling

The act of sifting through a ton of penises to finally reach someone who looks halfway normal...and then skipping them only to sift through some more dicks. It's a cycle.

Omegle is basically the new version of the popular "chatroulette" site where you are connected to a random stranger and expected to either make small-talk or show your genitals.

Sorry...we were omegling. My mind is forever branded with the memory of a thousand hairy dicks.

by larain140 May 26, 2011