Oldham Kebab

Typical spitroast threesome but with an extra guy who, to feel included, gets off by rubbing his penis up and down the females back like a kebab getting carved in a dirty takeaway. He enjoys himself but was ultimately extra sauce that was not needed.

He was just an Oldham Kebab in the middle of a good night.

by TheDevilsMonkey August 2, 2025

Oldham-Huey

A pair of the ugly ass ogre moms.

Yo bro its Oldham-Huey duo!

by Astrawire July 17, 2024

Oldham

People from here often say they are form Manchester but people form Manchester act like they aren’t

Person : were u from

Oldhamer : Manchester

P : When in Manchester

O :Oldham

P :Fuck of lying u not from many

by Big fat cunt July 30, 2019

Oldham-ing

Oldham-ing or to be a bit of an Oldham......is to exist with no knowledge of the modern world's idioms and to be continually perplexed by new phrases.

Normally just a problem for the very old. But occasionally someone you know will drop themselves right in it for the amusement of all !

"Last night someone asked to hook up, I thought it was just drugs but ended up having sex in a lay by. Doh! What am I like?"
"Have you been oldham-ing again?"

by Fran P 666 June 7, 2014