Possibly the greatest gift to mankind, since the invention of fire. Standing at 6'5, with a rather impressive stature, many men bow before his presence alone. A truly gifted young gentleman, with an incredibly promising future. Anything less than world domination would be disappointing for this man.
by C.E.O Josh January 13, 2021
Get the Josh Oldham mug.You thought South Oldham High School was in the the middle of nowhere? You’d be wrong, the only thing within 10 miles is farms or neighborhoods! The closest store is a gas station, their football team is extremely underwhelming yet they try the hardest they have the least trophies in the trophy case out of any sport. There’s way too many poster children that can’t go to the same high schools so South Oldham High School and Oldham Country High School are punished with them.
by JimmyTheBird January 23, 2019
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Owned by Sam Powell and can’t beat Oldham County High School in anything people give a shit about. The girls are so orange and boys like to hit their oompaloompa girlfriends. If wanting to visit this cesspool and in need of weed your in luck! The staff tends to over look that every student has weed on them or is high so they can be offered some. Don’t forget that they want to be like Oldham County so bad their teachers followed after OC and slept with a student.
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