A school full of authority figures high on power and the ability to control students who are brainwashed into thinking they are getting a free education when in fact they are paying for their schooling by working 280 hours a semester as well as handing over various freedoms such as their right to dress as they please, the ability to drive their car and restraining from alcohol, proclaiming sexual orientation, sex and other various behaviors. Students will get kicked out of school if any of the college's rules are broken, leaving the student feeling stripped of all selfworth.
Dean Sharp, "I heard some rumors you were looking at a girl for more than the allotted 3 seconds, is this true Jack?"
Jack, "sir, Mrs. Emery is my teacher, she was handing us back our homework"
Dean Sharp, "You still broke the rules. Pack you're stuff and get off my campus, you're done here at College of the Ozarks. Kicked out. Enjoy you're life without a college degree. You will achieve nothing in life without this degree. You really messed up son. You're parents will be so disappointed."
Jack, "sir, Mrs. Emery is my teacher, she was handing us back our homework"
Dean Sharp, "You still broke the rules. Pack you're stuff and get off my campus, you're done here at College of the Ozarks. Kicked out. Enjoy you're life without a college degree. You will achieve nothing in life without this degree. You really messed up son. You're parents will be so disappointed."
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The act of pulling your penis out of the ass of your mate and slapping it across their face so it resembles a brown trout flopping out of the water.
common exclamations while performing the Ozark Angler:
"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BROWN TROUT?!"
"WATCH OUT, HERE COMES THE CORN-EYED BROWN!"
"If you kiss the brown trout, he'll spit in your face"
"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BROWN TROUT?!"
"WATCH OUT, HERE COMES THE CORN-EYED BROWN!"
"If you kiss the brown trout, he'll spit in your face"
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