oklahoma city

Oklahoma City is the capital and largest city of the state of Oklahoma in the United States of America. It is the county seat of Oklahoma County. The city's name is sometimes abbreviated to 'OKC.' Non-residents often refer to Oklahoma City as 'Oak City,' but locals never use this name. Residents of outlying suburbs or rural areas often call Oklahoma City simply "The City."

Oklahoma City is a large, diverse and growing city, and is the civic and commercial center of the state. It is one of the largest cities in the Great Plains of the United States, and is the largest city in population of the 5 "plains states" (Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, North Dakota and South Dakota) as well as four of the six neighbouring states (Kansas, Missouri, Arkansas, New Mexico) to Oklahoma.

Oklahoma City is the 29th-largest city in the nation, according to a 2003 report from the U.S. Census Bureau. The city's population on July 1, 2004 totaled 528,042 with more than 1.3 million residents in the metropolitan area.

Oklahoma City was the site of the Oklahoma City Bombing in 1995, the largest act of terrorism on American soil prior to the September 11th attacks and the most destructive act of domestic terrorism in American history

Oklahoma City area wise is the 3rd largest city in the country.

by xzybit July 16, 2005

Lawton, Oklahoma

A town located in the southern region of Oklahoma consisting of little to no places for teenagers to congrogate. Within this town there is basically a mall (where anyone under 18 isn't allowed on Fridays and Saturdays after 5 p.m) ,one skatepark far away from anywhere in town, leaving nothing for us to do other then get high, shoot eachother, drink, and that's about it. Well...there is Fort Sill with some things to do.... but noone can get on without an i.d.

It's a boring town, if you ever think of moving here DONT, and if your forced, welcome to HELL, USA.

One last note: If you move here, dont expect to be able to get out all that easily.... easy getting in, hard getting out.

Stay the F*** away from Lawton, Oklahoma!

by Heretic Seth February 19, 2008

Sallisaw, oklahoma

What the heck is this place. A city in Oklahoma with like five people, where everyone knows everything about you and can't seem to stay out of business. The home of the Black Diamonds and thirty minutes away from Fort Smith, AR.

So have you ever been to this place they call Sallisaw, Oklahoma?

by dez13 November 2, 2010

Oklahoma

The useless chunk of land trimmed from the top of Texas to make Texas look cooler on a map. There are no rest stops on the interstates in Oklahoma because they spent the whole budget on billboards that say "Oklahoma: Like California, only less fruity".

Jo-Dean: "man, I hate Oklahoma... and what's with those homophobic billboards!?"
Pappy: "Yeah, totally! Their slogan should have been 'Oklahoma - Kicked out of Texas'"

by squiggular September 13, 2020

Oklahoma Bankshot

When a male slaps the top of a female's breasts, as if he was dribbling two basketballs. Then he cums into her mouth as if he was scoring a basket.

"Last night I did the Oklahoma Bankshot on her!"

by KCCAEKMRS June 26, 2008

Oklahoma

A state where it gets too hot to shovel snow (even though there's snow on the ground.)

Dad: Could you please shovel the snow off the driveway?

Me: Gee, it's kind of hot to be doing that...

Dad: Damn Oklahoma weather.

by El dorito December 6, 2009

Oklahoma Tooth Brush

Occurs when an overnight female guest needs to brush her teeth in the morning, but does not have a toothbrush. The male then puts toothpaste on his morning boner, then the woman performs oral sex on the man to cure her morning breath.

Bill: So Terry, did you hook up with Suzanne this morning even though she had terrible morning breath?

Terry: Indeed I did Bill, but only after I gave her an Oklahoma Tooth Brush.

Bill: Nice!

by Oklahoma Carl October 14, 2010