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Oklahoma Oil Spill 

A guy bends a girl over with her ass pointed skyward. Then, bent over girl butt funnels some type of cooking oil. Guy begins to vigorously butt fuck her before abruptly pulling out. The end result is similar to when Jedd Clampitt struck oil.
“That girl I picked up at the bar last night was so dirty she wanted an Oklahoma Oil Spill. When I pulled out it looked like I’d hit a gusher! “
Oklahoma Oil Spill by Boatstein September 30, 2021
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Ohio oil spill

When a person consumed a sickening amount of black coffee and chocolate cake then proceeds to gag on a dick until they throw up
Emj gave koh an Ohio oil spill last night
Ohio oil spill by Kohpissyboi December 21, 2022

Deepwater Horizon oil spill 

The Deepwater Horizon oil spill (also referred to as the "BP oil spill") was an industrial disaster that began on 20 April 2010 off of the coast of the United States in the Gulf of Mexico on the BP-operated Macondo Prospect,6789 considered to be the largest marine oil spill in the history of the petroleum industry and estimated to be 8 to 31 percent larger in volume than the previous largest, the Ixtoc I oil spill, also in the Gulf of Mexico. The United States federal government estimated the total discharge at 4.9 MMbbl (210,000,000 US gal; 780,000 m3).3 After several failed efforts to contain the flow, the well was declared sealed on 19 September 2010.10 Reports in early 2012 indicated that the well site was still leaking.1112 The Deepwater Horizon oil spill is regarded as one of the largest environmental disasters in world history.
Person A: That shit was Deepwater Horizon oil spill
Person B: Boowomp

Exxon oil spill 

This relates to the alaskan pipeline - if the condom full of shit ruptures inside the anus and leaks out like an oil pipeline leak.
Oh man, i was doing the alaskan pipeline on this chick and when i pulled it out i saw it broke in half and all this shit started oozing out. It was a major exxon oil spill!
Exxon oil spill by Chunky Luvr August 14, 2011

albino oil spill 

When you ejaculate on any surface of water
Bro my girl was riding me surfboard style in the tub and I pulled out and busted an albino oil spill all up in there

BP Oil Spill 

When a man or woman has explosive diarrhea in a bathtub, causing a layer of "oil" to rise to the top, in which the couple engages in sexual intercourse in such bathtub.
A - "So i did some kinky stuff with Cindy last night."

B - "Oh really? What kind of stuff?"

A - "We did the BP Oil Spill. Best sex of my life!"

B - "You're fucked up dude, I'm going home."
BP Oil Spill by Toby The Cat September 16, 2010

Alaskan Oil Spill 

When 8 people (4 girls, 4 guys) make a circle of everybody putting there dick into each other butt. Then all the girls run out of the circle and cum goes everywhere
Man I can't believe they all had an Alaskan Oil Spill with each other