October

A large, fierce, and ego-maniacal feline that loves Meow Mix, fuzzy blankets, and slapping humans in the face. Loved for her winning personality, her total and merciless destruction of office furniture, and the only word in her vocabulary: NAO?

Also known as the best cat this planet has or will ever know.

Dude: God, you act just like October.
Other Dude: THAT'S EMPRESS OCTOBER I TO YOU, YOU USELESS SACK OF BLOOD!

Human 1: I sure do like October.
Human 2: October sure does like food.
October: NAO?
Human 1: No, not right now, October.
October: *DESTROYS A HOUSE*

by lucifiel33 February 3, 2010

October

You will not touch anyone just because it is october, it is a form of sexual harrasment. Yay!

Nobody is getting kissed without permission or getting their ass slapped this october!

by Idontcarewhat youthink October 16, 2019

October

Cooliest month of the year. If you’re born October, you were probably conceived from Christmas to Valentine’s Day. If you were conceived in October, you’d be born in July. I am born in October too. The 16th. Halloween’s pretty frickin awesome too,

Person 1: Oh man what month is it?
Person 2: October.
Person 1: Hell yeah! Best time to be born and Halloween!
Person 2: Yeah! And it’s so beautiful outside!

by You want a cookie? August 18, 2018

October

Cool, awesome, swagged out; derived from the month October, when weather and temperature usually starts to become cooler.

Bro, that episode of Dora the Explorer was so October

by An October Dude October 18, 2011

October

The most unluckiest month of the year. Every day is a living Hell.

Fucking October. Fucktober. This month gave me such a shitty time at home and school.

by Haileychi October 17, 2016

21 October

The day people of great importance is born. These people are the best at everything and will grow up to be very handsome and famous.

21 October is the best day of the year

by Faded_ORO21 November 14, 2019

26 October

slap ur friend day

you can slap a friend on the 26 october and if u get slapped then u can’t slap anyone if you haven’t already.
*slaps friend 2*
friend 2: “awe dang it now i can’t slap anyone.”

by amythememedealer October 26, 2019