obesity cheese

The product of the dark, warm creases on the body of a BMI-challenged individual.

I need a shower; I've got enough obesity cheese to bait a dozen mouse traps.

by erutander July 18, 2011

obesity paradox

A term often used by fat fucks to explain being fat is healthier than going on diets.

10/10 alpha male: What the fuck dude, you should work out and go on a diet like I did 5 years ago. I lost so much weight, I now have abs & bitches.

0/10 beta fat fuck: Fuck off dickhead, have you never heard of the obesity paradox? I have a much better & healthier life than you. I can hide the remote in my tummy and my wife washes my dick for me once every 2 months.

by 1010alphamale May 31, 2018

childhood obesity

When you're 18 and under and fat as shit

You have childhood obesity

by Ur_dad March 29, 2016

fat nigga obesity

This is where you eat 25 percent more friend chicken and drink 75 percent more purple koolaid than you need. You will then get diabetes and then you will become obese and be 600-700 pounds and will be on CNN in less than days.

I have fat nigga obesity.

by fat nigga obesity June 4, 2018

vaginal obesity

Used to describe the "pouch" a middle-aged woman grows between her belly-button and vagina. Usually results from childbirth.

Schuyler: What's that bubble under that lady's fanny-pack?
Nate: Vaginal obesity.

by Dwayne Carter February 8, 2007

land of morbid obesity

Most of America, especially the south, denoted by lack of bike lanes/sidewalks and a pleuthera of fast food shit holes, not so much in places where there are mountains, nice beaches, and walking cities (like New York)

every time i go to the land of morbid obesity I see my health insurance rates skyrocketing

by Paul S.W. November 16, 2006

tax obesity

The size of the state that loses all recognition of Constitutional constraints, but creates policy to secure jobs from ill-gotten taxation. Without emergency Constitutional surgery, the rate of growth becomes life-threatening to both the state and the taxpayer.

The United States is undergoing a condition known as tax obesity.
Dr. Ron Paul is the only one capable to perform the liberty-saving proceedure necessary.

by freerifleman August 19, 2007