1, 2 Oatmeal

1, 2 Oatmeal is a song created by artist けんしん (Kenshin), and uploaded to Youtube on the 3rd of July, 2011. It has been popularised by youtuber and twitch streamer, SimpleFlips. Simpleflips heard the song when a stream viewer requested it to be played. It has since gathered over 240,000 views on Youtube and 6.7K likes. The song uses the backing track, Gourmet Race, from the game, Kirby Super Star. The song is about video game character “Kirby”, and his fight against the villian of the kirby games, King Dedede. It now has become a popular meme and is remixed frequently.

“Hey, did you hear the new song 1, 2 Oatmeal, Simpleflips?”
“I HAVE HEARD IT 50 DAMN TIMES KEVIN”

by EdgyTeen69 April 5, 2018

Oatmeal Man

The guy on the oatmeal box, dressed as a Quaker. The real reason some kids hate oatmeal.

I'm so scared of the Oatmeal Man.

by Chuckie Finster January 27, 2004

Oatmeal Man

An entrenched politician that serves the elite.

A term used by black poet Gil Scott-Heron in his work, "Pardon our Analysis."

Anytime you find someone in Congress for 25 years and no one has ever heard of im, you have, "Oatmeal Man."

by therevolutionwillnotbetelevised October 18, 2006

oatmeal hormones

Being instantly changing of your condition.

I was having such a bad day till Stephanie hugged me, and gave me those oatmeal hormones.

by Sontdp December 4, 2007

oatmeal ass nigga

usually a white person who participates in stereotypical caucasian activities like eating oatmeal

Andrew is such an oatmeal ass nigga his whole closet is from vineyard vines

by pussydestroyer21 October 12, 2014

Oatmeal ass

A person with a saggy ass, typically gloating about how gorgeous they are, and thinking they rule the world. In reality, they own nothing but a ass that has the appearance of two sacks of oatmeal being taped to their body.

"Omg! Look at her oatmeal ass!"
"Only old men would like that . Yuck."

by AnotherBrunetteBitch March 21, 2015

Oatmeal Cookie

uh, its a COOKIE made from OATMEAL. its not sex, or sodomy or anything like that you fucking fags!

i had a delicious oatmeal cookie from my cookie jar this morning.

by gunslingergervy_c_e July 26, 2006