A bubble in the province of Ontario. Where rich kids have little to do so they turn to drugs and bush parties. Teens make up slang like CHATE and CRUNK so that they can use them in everyday situations and appear to be smarter and cooler. Kids tend to copy and almost 'reproduce' the lives of characters on popular tv shows. Oakville is a city where the rich get richer, and they call Kerr street the ghetto, (where really living there is probably nicer than alot of cities) Major Districts of Oakville are; Lakeshore - people who can afford to live in gigantic mansions that overlook the lake, Glen Abbey - the rich suberb/community where teens
get drunk in the ravine, and Bronte - the harborside community which is laced with cornershops which reflects older cities. Oakville is a city where everyone copies the OC and emo kids roam the street complaining abouyt their perfect lives. Boy, i love living here!
get drunk in the ravine, and Bronte - the harborside community which is laced with cornershops which reflects older cities. Oakville is a city where everyone copies the OC and emo kids roam the street complaining abouyt their perfect lives. Boy, i love living here!
emo kid: My mom wouldn't give me the key to the ferari so i had to take the BMW to AMC. My 'rents are so CHATE! Bun life. My Oakville life is so unfair.
by Sargent Yolk August 12, 2007
Get the Oakvillemug. Oakville is a rich, mid-upper class town with a ghetto that is really lower-mid class...kerr street is a disgrace of a ghetto. just recently the head-shop closed down there, how sad.
One aspect that sets apart Oakville from the rest of the surrounding GTA and Hamilton is the quality of cannabis that flows through there. Oakvillians are known for their stronger than average, aroma-rich, kind buds. Sure some are money hungry and produce commercially (boo)...but there are many skilled informal horticulturalists that produce impressive product. sadly enough many grow ops have been taken down here, a real tragedy. so big up to oakville in that respect. otherwise...oakville is boring, the florida-retirement-central of canada, and full of black kids that wanna be white, and white kids that wanna be black. the rest of the white kids are preppy pretty boys, with a minority of down-to-earth, sensible skater types. although there lies some nice female talent in oakville, their heads are hollow and their purses are worth more than my 1990 toyota camry. get me out of this jokeville town, that's really a city but they want to stay a town so they don't get any strip clubs opening up. nuff said.
One aspect that sets apart Oakville from the rest of the surrounding GTA and Hamilton is the quality of cannabis that flows through there. Oakvillians are known for their stronger than average, aroma-rich, kind buds. Sure some are money hungry and produce commercially (boo)...but there are many skilled informal horticulturalists that produce impressive product. sadly enough many grow ops have been taken down here, a real tragedy. so big up to oakville in that respect. otherwise...oakville is boring, the florida-retirement-central of canada, and full of black kids that wanna be white, and white kids that wanna be black. the rest of the white kids are preppy pretty boys, with a minority of down-to-earth, sensible skater types. although there lies some nice female talent in oakville, their heads are hollow and their purses are worth more than my 1990 toyota camry. get me out of this jokeville town, that's really a city but they want to stay a town so they don't get any strip clubs opening up. nuff said.
Rich white house wife to landscaper: you, grunt, there are 5 leaves on my tennis court, clean them up, now.
Guy who owns Microsoft Canada and builds a $25 million dollar house on the lakeshore in rich east oakville's wife: HONEY, i'm allergic to the new carpets and furniture
Microsoft Canada Guy: It's okay honey, we'll just sell this and build a new house.
Rich Oakville Girl: Daddy, i don't like the colour of my mercedes anymore.
Daddy: It's okay honey, just drive my bentley until I buy you a new mercedes, fully loaded with your favourite colour tonight.
Guy who owns Microsoft Canada and builds a $25 million dollar house on the lakeshore in rich east oakville's wife: HONEY, i'm allergic to the new carpets and furniture
Microsoft Canada Guy: It's okay honey, we'll just sell this and build a new house.
Rich Oakville Girl: Daddy, i don't like the colour of my mercedes anymore.
Daddy: It's okay honey, just drive my bentley until I buy you a new mercedes, fully loaded with your favourite colour tonight.
by aski August 7, 2006
Get the Oakvillemug. Full of MIDDLE class people with a few upper class families thrown in the mix. Despite this fact, all or almost all citizens of Oakville consider themselves of the latter category, likely the result of some sort of superiority complex. The average house price in Oakville is approximately $300,000, comparable to the other suburbs of Toronto, with a few nice houses and rich families thrown in mostly along the lake. If you go to OT, you are not rich, otherwise you would go to Appleby, which is funny considering most kids at Appleby arn't even from Oakville! It's time for you people to grow up and realize there are richer people and bigger houses in many other areas of Ontario like Bridal Path in Toronto, or Southern Mississauga.
People in Oakville whose parents lease a 3-series BMW and live in a 2000 square foot bungalow built in the 1970's think they rich! Get over yourselves! Youre pathetic!
by Chezy December 28, 2005
Get the Oakvillemug. A town just south of Toronto housing some of the richest people in Canada. Most of the girls are pompous with rich dads who buy them everything. Most of the guys drop of of university and leech off of their parents.
"Yo, Oakville's sort of boring. And daddy won't buy me a new Mercedes."
"That's cool. Let's do zoomers and watch the OC."
"That's cool. Let's do zoomers and watch the OC."
by Johnson123 May 22, 2005
Get the Oakvillemug. ok so many of you people think oakville is rich. not really. i live in oakville and its not as rich as you people make it out to be. yes, we do say "chate", but only the guyes do. but for the record, i drive a 1992 Dodge Caravan, yes a caravan. i do not own a mercedes. If anyone has been to Kerr street, it is a ghetto. The only REALLY rich people live in Fairway Hills, where there are freaking mansions.
i live in an average sized home. not a mansion. i dont have a louis vutton purse, (i bought mine at sears) or a cell phone. i dont get an allowance. i earn my money by working! I
I'll bet that we have just as many house parties as mississauga or burlington does.
please stop sterotyping us.
i live in an average sized home. not a mansion. i dont have a louis vutton purse, (i bought mine at sears) or a cell phone. i dont get an allowance. i earn my money by working! I
I'll bet that we have just as many house parties as mississauga or burlington does.
please stop sterotyping us.
by oakvilleiscool June 13, 2006
Get the Oakvillemug. Fuck yourself, Oakville sucks
by Madore99 December 30, 2010
Get the Oakvillemug. Some of the biggest punks and morons live here. They have managed to ruin what was once a great small town and turn it into a cesspool of coporate criminals(this is refered to as "working hard".) Stay away from the north, the absolute worst area. And avoid the, rich, snotty, moronic kids with no respect. or which ever part of the rich side of Toronto where they came from.
Missisauga kid: Man, I wish I lived in Oakville, but I don't, so I'll just diss it and pretend I'm glad I don't live there.
Oakville kid: Shut up and get a life.
(This is an example of what a stupid bubble kid with no concept of reality would write.)
I know all this because I live here, and I cannot wait to get the hell out.
Missisauga kid: Man, I wish I lived in Oakville, but I don't, so I'll just diss it and pretend I'm glad I don't live there.
Oakville kid: Shut up and get a life.
(This is an example of what a stupid bubble kid with no concept of reality would write.)
I know all this because I live here, and I cannot wait to get the hell out.
"Oakville." kid: I wanna be rich like Conrad Black someday!
Toronto Kid: Get Lost.
Hamilton Kid: Get a job and contribute to society for once in your life.
This is a typical conversation with a Oakville kid
Toronto Kid: Get Lost.
Hamilton Kid: Get a job and contribute to society for once in your life.
This is a typical conversation with a Oakville kid
by oakville still blows chunks April 9, 2009
Get the Oakville.mug.