When you get out your Roomba ( obviously full battery ). Chug a full bottle of Nyquil; strip down ( obviously ) and proceed to shit on it. Next, open your apartment door and turn your Roomba on. You will then assume the sumo position and follow it to its destination. While this is going on YOU will be masturbating. The goal is to come in front of the Roomba before you pass out. If the Roomba arrives and stalls out in front of another tenants door; chances are they will let you in simply due to shock in the position you're in. Force yourself in and continue. The goal is to cum before the police arrive or you pass out.
I was trying to recover from Covid; and took a bunch of Nyquil. Ended up doing the usual Nyquil Shitsquat.
Woke up in the neighbors apartment covered in shit and cum again...guess I did the Ol' Nyquil Shitsquat....haha.
Woke up in the neighbors apartment covered in shit and cum again...guess I did the Ol' Nyquil Shitsquat....haha.
by SuckPocket July 23, 2022
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one of the deepest and calming sleeps you'll find
nyquil nappers often wake up in a fog that stays for a few hours
one of the deepest and calming sleeps you'll find
nyquil nappers often wake up in a fog that stays for a few hours
dan: dude why are you so out of it?
jack: i had a sick nyquil nap last night, slept for like 8 hours without waking up
craig: oh yeah me too, i took like four cups of that stuff
jack: i had a sick nyquil nap last night, slept for like 8 hours without waking up
craig: oh yeah me too, i took like four cups of that stuff
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2 bottles of Nyquil keeps a doctor away. Don't drink it on the job, because you might fall out drunk in front of your boss, and co-workers. It happened to me, when they found me passed-out drunk in the breakroom. Robitussin sucks. Kiss your cold good bye!!!!!!!!!
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