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Conspiracy Nutjob 

A "conspiracy theorist" who will believe anything without a second thought, even if it is not based in reality whatsoever.

Will especially believe in any fake conspiracies if you attach some sort of "demonic" or "Satanic" correlation to the "theory", since most of these nutjobs tend to be from/of some sort of christian faith.

They are the worst kind of sheep; since they think they are not sheep, while still being sheep.
Conspiracy Nutjob #1: "OMG TEH WORLD IS RULED BY TEH DEVIL WORSHIIPIN PPLZ."

Conspiracy Nutjob #2: "I KNOW, AND THEY TOTALLY SACRIFICE PPLZ AT THIS BEHEMAN GROVE PLACE."

Conspiracy Nutjob #1: "ONOS!"

Nutjob Mcgee 

A crazy person who says the strangest things whom you can't really tell is just trying too hard to be edgy or is genuinely a lunatic
Joachim was such a Nutjob Mcgee, he would tell his friends there were fairies in his brain and laughed before he began talking about the Zionist conspiracy

nutjobocracy 

Noun: The class of people in positions of power who have completely delusional ideas about the political system in this country, make claims that completely contradict the claims they made last week, and think the rest of us want to hear them.
Rush Limbaugh decided to spread his delusions to the members of the nutjobocracy who listen to him.
nutjobocracy by Sinergy July 24, 2009
To suck on a mans nuts and penis to where he "busts his nuts"
"Hey Suzie did you give Tommy a nutjob last night"
"Ya Sally! I was so good he creamed me everywhere!"
Nutjob by Thedilemmashere February 24, 2015

stealth nutjob 

A wacko who is adept at flying under the radar.
I’ve admired this guy all my life until I realized, once I got to know him, that he is a stealth nutjob.
Lance is from crazy town. He makes nutjobby paintshop things.
nutjobby by Joshiana Orchestra January 5, 2007