numping

To rub male to male or female to female bottoms together, generally involving olive oil.

reverse spoon numping, numping sponge, numping frottage,spoof numping, oily bottom numping

by Bill4b August 28, 2006

nursing degree

1. consuming a beer in a democratic nature 2. failing to finish a beer in a timely manner

Max-"Damn someones being dontastic and working on their nursing degree again"
Marc-"hey at least i'm not as democratic as don himself, sharing a miller lite with a 2 and leaving half of it"

by f23ftw January 13, 2008

Nurfing

What a person is said to be doing when 'Surfing' the web, but not actually looking for anything or doing anything in particular.

Surfing, but doing Nothing interesting.

Nurfing / Nurfin' / Snurfing

Useful when girlfriend MSN's you and asks you what your doing, but you can't really say "looking at pOrn on the internet honey".

Keri: Hey, what are you up to McQuills?

McQuills: Nurfing.

or

Computer Store guy: So, what will you mainly use the laptop for?

Shopper: Um, Nurfin'.

by TwoThumbsFresh March 13, 2009

nursing home

A place where there are no toilets, becuase everyone craps in their pants. Also, one of the funniest places to set off a fire alarm.

Grandson: "Dad, what's that smell."
Father: "I think grandpa crapped in his pants again."
Grandson: "Let's send him to a nursing home."
Grandpa: "I'm old."

by William Stephens May 22, 2006

nursing home

A place where sick old people are ground up and made into hot dog meat.

"Grampa, if you don't shut your mouth, we're going to send you to the nursing home."

by newothegreat September 4, 2003

nurning bigger

when your racist but your friends aren

imma go home and nurn some biggers(the act of nurning biggers)

by . May 10, 2019

nursing home moment

An event in your life that could result in a memory that would bring a smile to your face at some future date when your remember it.

Let the old geezer have his NHM (Nursing Home Moment), probably remember when he lost his virginity.

by AndyFM January 11, 2022