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Napsexual

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The near antonym of pansexual. Occurring when an individual has a profound dislike or hatred, and lack of sexual attraction toward anyone. But they love naps.
James: Hey there sexy, you wanna go out ;)

Jennifer: First, you have no game. Second, my only attraction is gravitated toward naps. Third, I just hate you in general.

James: Oh, so you’re a Napsexual?

Jennifer: That’s fucking stupid. Just like you. God, I’m tired.
by CawryGoneAwry November 13, 2017
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netsexual

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Someone who has an attachment to Netflix and prefers to spend all their watching Netflix.
That Kaitlin girls should really go out and find a boyfriend! Nah she’s netsexual.
by User3254 April 3, 2019
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nonsexual intercourse

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hey dude did you have sex yesterday with that chick?

No I had a nonsexual intercourse with myself.
by Doctor wimblebottom February 9, 2010
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Neosexual

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FIRST there was the SNAG, then came the metrosexual, retrosexual and now - if marketers are to be believed - the neosexual.

Evolutionary changes in man used to take thousands of years, but now these transformations appear to be occurring from one decade to the next.

The "neosexual" has been identified as the latest male breed, having shrugged off the femininity of the metrosexual and returned to his more masculine, primitive roots.

The research, commissioned by a deodorant company, found 81 per cent of females wanted guys to be sensitive without losing masculinity.

The demographer and author of Man Drought, Bernard Salt, said men had to reinvent themselves for new generations, as women called the shots.

"Generation Y women in their 20s and early 30s feel generally empowered to make choices that perhaps previous generations may not have had," Mr Salt said.

"They want the manliness of a James Bond, the looks of Hugh Jackman, the humour of Jim Carrey and the youth of Zac Efron."
He's not a SNAG he's a Neosexual.
by connectjon June 18, 2009
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narsexual

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to love onself sexually. narcisstic sexuality.
'lyk om9z0rz. hes zo narsexual! i just wanna stab him.'
by callie and rachel. September 7, 2005
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Funsexual

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Not labeling your sexual preference do to certain sexual acts as gay/lesbian but just a type of sex life you enjoy because it’s pleasurable and fun.
Woman: I do like occasionally licking pussy however I don’t consider myself bi or a lesbian I just consider myself funsexual.
by Mush8806 November 11, 2018
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Neysexual

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"Look there at the Neyboy, such grace!"
-Galvão Bueno, known Neysexual rights activist
by urmumgeh August 12, 2020
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