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Number Three

Noun. Another term for semen. If Number One is urine and Number Two is feces, then Number Three must be semen.
Bob: Looks I just did a number three in my pants. Should have used a cumsock or jerked off it in the toilet.
by Kugeln May 6, 2020
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number three

Using your mobile phone while sitting on the toilet, long after you've finished going number one or two.
Man, he's been in the bathroom forever. He must be going number three.
by marcobenvoglio June 16, 2016
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles.
Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025
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CJ~Whoopty Is The Angel Number Three Hyundred And Forty Three.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: CJ~Whoopty Is The Angel Number Three Hyundred And Forty Three.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025
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