dirt nugget

when someone is more than a dirtball but less than a dirtball sandwich

Gorassi: justin your such a dirtball
Hoffmeyer: gorassi shut up you five piece dirt nugget
Justin: just fades away

by your fucking mom October 7, 2006

Douche Nugget

Noun: a small piece of hardened vaginal secretion that is flushed out while douching. Also synonymous with douche bag.

Dude, let's never hang out with Bethanie again. She's a huge douche nugget anymore.

by JakeS18 February 11, 2010

Dyke Nugget

A person who usually rides the pine during sports. Most often, they supply the quality players with high quality water.

That Dyke Nugget just gave Alex a nice, wet drink to help quench his thirst before his guitar solo.

I wish we had more than just Dyke Nuggets on this team, maybe we'd win a game or two.

by DMF golfer November 5, 2010

Dick nugget

The equivalent of douche nugget yet slightly higher on the douchebaggery. Pertaining to a person acting as a dick.

Vernon is being a real dick nugget.

by Batmom March 26, 2017

dank nugget

sticky, hairy, the bud that all stoners long for. if it tastes good, smells good, looks good, feels good, and smokes good, then it is dank nugget.

Yo man, got any dank nugget?
Yeah man, you got a bong?

by thewaldos420 April 4, 2008

The Dirty Nugget

The sexual act of using ones erect boner as a baseball bat to hit McDonalds Chicken McNuggets (this is very important that they be McDonalds Chicken McNuggets!) into a woman's open mouth. For every one missed she must shove the missed nugget up the ass and shit it out and then make another attempt until success. Repeat until the six piece is gone.

Yo, Nate, I took that bitch a six piece happy meal and gave that hoe The Dirty Nugget!

by DankyJoker June 11, 2013

douche-nugget

An idiot, moron... Used as a humorous insult, with no harm meant

Dude, you're such a fuckin' douche-nugget! You mean Douche-bag? no.. you haven't gained that title yet.. you're still a lil douche :)

by blazedncrazy50h4 September 3, 2005