fig nooters

iCarly parody of Fig Nuetens (the cookies)

Spencer: it's just a bunch of fig nooters! what's up with the fig nooters??!

by c pop loves dick March 25, 2016

neuterman

A very slim blunt. Usually contains .5-.1g of pot.

I dont have much left, but it's enough for a neuterman!

by Sarah Marinpeetree January 12, 2008

knob noster

Not to be confused with the jean noster, a knob noster is when a chick gives a guy a handjob using breast milk as lube. When the guy finishes, she cleans everything up with her mouth, then spits "knob noster" in his face.

When Allison was done giving Adam a handjob with her breast milk, she cleaned off his cock with her mouth, and spit knob noster in his face.

by JustGotKnobNostered January 2, 2011

Neuterism

Noun: 1.) The philosophy and/or belief system espousing a gender-neutral society.
2.) Hatred for male or female gender tendencies.
3.) Belief system defined by desire to eliminate male or female gender tendencies.

A chief tenent of a utopian society is neuterism.

by Melissa Clouthier August 28, 2006

neuterus

Female prosthetic uterus

Despite the operation, she can still have babies thanks to her neuterus

by ann annson February 9, 2009

Neuterotomy

An operation to sterilize your pet. To neuter.

I'm taking the cat in for a neuterotomy this afternoon.

by Brickie December 24, 2013

Neutered Television

As opposed to Heavyweight Television, Neutered Television is a term used to define run of the mill, generic, & censored tv shows, generally on networks such as ABC, NBC, CBS etc. These shows are usually censored of sex, language, & violence, and often pale in comparison to serialized Heavyweight TV shows on cable & premium cable channels.

Person 1: "Did you check out the latest episode of Scandal on ABC last night"

Person 2: "HELL NO! I don't watch ABC or any Neutered Television shows. Just watch some Breaking Bad motherfucker!!!"

by Void4President January 9, 2015