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noseyitis

A terminal condition where individuals believe they have the right to intrude and inquire into others lives and personal business.

In particular, those who believe they have the right to ask any person with a disability what the disability is - prior to any appropriate social chit chat, general neighbourliness or without having offered to but them a drink.

In particular, those with Terminal Noseyitis will seek clarification of nature of the Noseyitis and find themselves here and reading this.

They will now know to ask the Disabled Person to accompany them to a suitable pub/bar and ply them with copious amounts of suitable drink - engage in suitable none disability related chit chat, and then after suitable level of human reaction pose the question again.... if they dare!
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Terminal Noseyitis!

Result - google search, reading this and either being very huffy, or getting the message and asking about preferred pub/bar!
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Inspector Nosey

A bird who's good at finding small things and opening boxes. Often found around schools
Josh: "What if they already have an Inspector Nosey"
Dean: "Then too bad"
by pǝɐN ʞosɥɐʞɾI May 29, 2019
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nosey numb

The state of ones nose being numb when intoxicated
E.g - I’ve drank so much I have a nosey numb
by Backalleyblowjob1 September 10, 2020
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Nosey nine

When two lovers go nostrils to nostrils (in a 69 fashion) and then proceed to breathe. When one inhales, the other exhales. And vice versa.
Her: so what’s your kink, sugarlips?
Him: Have you ever heard of a nosey nine?

“Man I just saw some lesbians doin’ a nosey nine behind that dumpster! They must really love eachother”
by Rmaen September 10, 2020
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Nosey

someone that asks have you started
nosey
by Memeled March 31, 2023
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Nosey Nancy

That neighbour with no concept of privacy that constantly watches you whenever she can to see what you're doing as if you're some kind of alien species.
Person 1: Are you ok?
Person 2: My neighbour watches me like a hawk.
Person 1: She's just a Nosey Nancy, you'll be fine.
by Tweef January 11, 2024
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nosey nancy

by noseynancy January 14, 2024
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