nordication

any type of fornication on a nordic track; this tends to cause a ruckus throughout the house and disturb those unfortunate enough to hear it

dude...did you hear the nordicating that was going on earlier?
nordication...ftl

by gypsytears44 March 2, 2010

norquist

The dirtiest, ugliest, cheapest old whore in the seediest whorehouse in the world. This type of whore will literally do anything for money -up to and including choking themselves to death on hot cow shit, while being fucked by multiple barnyard animals. Will often call others dirty whores and parasites in an attempt to make themselves appear less norquist, and thus attain more clients for their whoring.

I'm going to be dead soon, the doctor says the norquist I passed in the street yesterday gave me Super AIDS.

by AYoungTurk April 8, 2012

Norquist

A vile whore-like creature that provides free sexual services to the lower than lowest scum of the earth.

Cenk Ugyur: Republicans like calling names so much... there should be a definition for Norquist as the lower than lowest scum of the earth; like Santorum.

by SinTax April 2, 2012

Norquist

Mix of semen and blood that comes out of gonorrhea infected Grover

The doctor needs a sample of that norquist to check for stupidity levels

by Amaynymous April 3, 2012

norquist

Something that is so dirty and so filthy that it is lower than scum.

Popularized by Cenk Uygur, host of The Young Turks, the largest online news show in the world.

"That is what Grover Norquist is. Because if you have money and you want lower taxes, and you want to screw over the middle class, the 99%, and you want to give everything to the rich and to the top corporations, Grover is on his knees, ready for you. He will do whatever it takes; he will intimidate Republican politicians, he will fluff you up. He will do whatever it takes because he is lower than scum, whore of the earth."
-Cenk Uygur 2/13/12

by tjc4210 April 9, 2012

Nordic Blowjob

When a girl puts ice cubes in her mouth and gives you a blowjob.

Guy1: "Man, my girlfriend gave me a blowjob, and she had ice cubes in her mouth."
Guy2: "Yeah, a Nordic Blowjob."

by Erik Smarglesson August 7, 2009

nordic walking

What you do when you have no self-respect and have given up on life

My psychologist says I'm depressed... Fuck it, I'm going Nordic walking!

by Speler May 19, 2016