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San Antonio Handlebar

Noun: A long turd placed along the upper lip in such a way as to resemble a handlebar mustache. Usually administered to those who may be considered enemies, this Texas treat could possibly be given to someone you love. However, that's certainly an avenue I'm not willing to explore.
I hate my boss so much I swear I'll give him a San Antonio Handlebar if I ever get fired.
by Freezerbabies August 24, 2008
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riding a bike with no handlebars

a child molestor that eats snicker bars while watching children ride bikes.
mr. johnson is riding a bike with no handlebars again. call the cops!
by Greg freezy June 16, 2008
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About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless
- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails

- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars
by Brammo September 24, 2006
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Handlebarring

The act of riding a bike and holding an object in one hand while still handling the handlebars in both hands.
" I'm handlebarring by riding a bike with a flashlight in my hand while holding both bars"
by FoodisLifeCX July 2, 2017
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Handlebarred

1. The act of having sex on a bicycle
2. When a girl buts her ass in your face while you finger her.
3. When a girl grabs on to your dick and doesn't let go.
Sanders got handlebarred by Tyson last night!!!

I handlebarred the hell out of her. I'm pretty sure she got tire grease all over her ass.

She said she was wanking me, but it seemed like she was just handlebarring me .
by Mainstream Fuckboi December 21, 2015
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Irish Handlebar

The action of grabbing hold of ones ears, and forcing their head into their crotch. This forms a position that is supposed to resemble bike handlebars.
Nerd: NO! Please, don't do the Irish Handlebar!
by Dicoto October 4, 2016
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Handlebar grab

While in the doggy style position, the one giving grabs the other by the ears and stretches them out for support.
“What’s your favourite sex position?”
“Hmmm I just love it when he gives me a handlebar grab”
by rapperthepaul January 29, 2023
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