Noun: A long turd placed along the upper lip in such a way as to resemble a handlebar mustache. Usually administered to those who may be considered enemies, this Texas treat could possibly be given to someone you love. However, that's certainly an avenue I'm not willing to explore.
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- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars
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Get the About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars mug.The act of riding a bike and holding an object in one hand while still handling the handlebars in both hands.
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Sanders got handlebarred by Tyson last night!!!
I handlebarred the hell out of her. I'm pretty sure she got tire grease all over her ass.
She said she was wanking me, but it seemed like she was just handlebarring me .
I handlebarred the hell out of her. I'm pretty sure she got tire grease all over her ass.
She said she was wanking me, but it seemed like she was just handlebarring me .
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Get the Handlebarred mug.The action of grabbing hold of ones ears, and forcing their head into their crotch. This forms a position that is supposed to resemble bike handlebars.
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