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Nordic Track 

To grab one's ankles during coitus in the missionary position, and move the legs back and forth like your riding a Nordic Track to orgasm.
"I rode Lynn like a Nordic Track last night, it was epic! I don't think she'll tell her friends about THAT ONE!"
Nordic Track by drewniverse March 27, 2010
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A race in the Elder Scrolls video game series.

The Nords are a race of tall and fair-haired humans from Skyrim. They are strong, stubborn and exceptional warriors, being skilled in many weapons and armor styles. They are also highly resistant to frost, and are very enthusiastic for war and brutality. Furthermore, Nords are good sailors, with well established trade links along all the rivers and coasts of Tamriel.
A Nord is a very naturally talented warrior.
nord by Elder Scrolls January 24, 2008

Nordic Hammer 

A straight arm closed fist over the head strike of power in which you boink someone right on top of da dome piece while running towards them. A new type of street fighting in which you just start boinking niggas on top da head and taking all their monies when da end up in comas. The most successful Nordic Hammers are also very good at Whack-A-Mole.
Yo, I was at a party the other night and a fight broke out. Then this nigga came out of nowhere and started dropping Nordic Hammers on everyone.......even girls and babies they all in comas with crushed skulls.
Nordic Hammer by TipDeep207 August 30, 2010

Nordsplore

To explore areas, mainly forests and uninhabited places, in a sly and furtive manner. Best done while listening to Nordic music, especially Norwegian Black Metal.
"I feel like we should nordsplore some epic forest tonight."
Nordsplore by Crushthehorns March 2, 2009

Nordjysk scam 

A nordjysk scam is when someone tells a lie or scams you and they have to be in nordjylland at the same time
Oh no my friend teitur said he would give back the money he owed me but he didnt what a nordjysk scam!
Nordjysk scam by rizzlord123 December 15, 2022

nordic thunder cock 

A very very large cock belonging to a Nordic or viking-esk large hairy man.
Wow, look at that Viking's nordic thunder cock as it plunges into the depths of her Icelandic ocean!