The term you use when you dont know what to do with your life and you waste your time making this dumb definition. Mostly used by Martin Luther King Jr. , this is to represent your dumb and over appreciated wife/ friend.
Damn bro, jamal really covered up my whole dong last week, my massive schlong was burning the whole night. He gave me the whole guacamole nigga penisexperience.
Bill: Hey man, I want to talk to you about something serious. I've been feeling unwanted in life and think I'd be better off dead.
Pichael: Guacamole nigga penis Bill: what?
Pichael: i mean... guacamole nigga penis..