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guacamole nigga penis 

a dirty, grimy, smegma infested, uncircumcised dick.
person 1: did you know that zander has a guacamole nigga penis?
person 2: really?

person 1: yeah he needs to clean that shit bad.

Cyborg Nigga Penis 

The term you use when you dont know what to do with your life and you waste your time making this dumb definition. Mostly used by Martin Luther King Jr. , this is to represent your dumb and over appreciated wife/ friend.
"Mrs. Obama was my Cyborg Nigga Penis"

Guacamole nigga penis 

When you jerk off with guacamole as lube. Because you're too poor
Guacamole nigga penis by Whoofh October 21, 2019

guacamole nigga penis 

nigga: *takes off pants*
girl: *sniffs* "guacamole nigga penis"

Guacamole Nigga Penis 

When your boy jamal takes your monster dong and smothers it in spicy guacamole.
Damn bro, jamal really covered up my whole dong last week, my massive schlong was burning the whole night. He gave me the whole guacamole nigga penis experience.

guacamole nigga penis 

When you just tryna nigga guacamole penis randomly. Usually used without context. Not to be confused with nigga guadalupe penis
Bill: Hey man, I want to talk to you about something serious. I've been feeling unwanted in life and think I'd be better off dead.
Pichael: Guacamole nigga penis
Bill: what?
Pichael: i mean... guacamole nigga penis..
guacamole nigga penis by X ‍ April 21, 2019