girl next door

Usually refers to a cute, unattainable, wholesome girl, who a guy would like to make love to. She's the type of girl you can take home to your mother, but usually is a tiger in bed.

Amy is one of the "girl next door" types. She is just as cute as a pin, so I was completely surprised when she agreed to go out with me, and even more surprised when she was all over me when we got to the park. She blew me (and swallowed) before we even got out of the car, and was tight as a vise when we made love before I took her home.

by BRD September 6, 2005

girl next door

The reason why you keep a box of tissue next to your bed.

The first thing I do when I wake up every morning is to think of the girl next door and get a tissue from the box.

by Pepe99 January 19, 2017

kids next door

a wierd show about kids vs adults using '2X4 technology". All the characters have very large hands and feet but paper thin legs and arms as well.

"hey see whats on Cartoon Network for a sec."

"Kids Next Door! Turn it before I am blind! Aaaaahh!"

by Stupid January 13, 2005

The Next Door Neighbor

The act of beating off with your nondominant hand!

Irvin gave himself the next door neighbor.

by CNote2055 September 30, 2009

girl next door

An average-looking, yet attractive, girl. Not too "she's out of my league".

Katy Perry is a girl next door-type.

by 54356475676745643`123542343345 May 16, 2010

next door radio

people who live next door to you in a block of flats and watch TV so loud that you can hear every single word very well as if it is your own radio playing in your apartment

Jack: You turned your radio on?
Hugh: No, it is my next door radio.
Jack: What?
Hugh: My next door radio. My neighbours who watch TV so loud that I can hear it through the wall and undestand each word very well.

by KurtSteinerPL January 17, 2012

Asshole next door

What you get when you try to do what Dr. Frankenstein did by making a boy next door out of an asshole.

She tried to take the more favorable traits/parts of guys that she actually liked and combine them with the disgusting and grotesque traits/parts of the guy she was operating on to make him more like a boy next door, but instead ended up getting an asshole next door.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021